Sleepy Eepy

Asher | Bisexual | Aromantic | Genderqueer | He/They | Minor

[toocoolforhole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[cowinatrenchcoat]

Watching my husband play volleyball when the opposing team rocks up with a 6'5" gay dude in a headband named Tucker like, "~~Heeeyyy~~"

Sorry, honey, I'm gonna go get a snack because you're definitely not winning this game.

[acormorantcalls]

imagine forcibly sending your second in command to space and erasing his memory and having made peace with it for 26 years but then you finally get the back the information that will save the world and you find out that he woke up all alone because the other two died on the way and he didn't know what was going on and he was so scared but he manages to make first contact and he figures it all out anyway AND he might be able to go home with the astrophysics the alien gives him and you feel a part of your heart that hasn't felt alive in decades start to beat again because he might come back in just a few months if what he's saying is right and then you watch the last log and it turns out he needs to go back to save an alien species and he is going to starve to death and you feel the grief all over again.

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[chronicintrovert]

HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER, july 17th on netflix!

[vrisbian]

This really is the ultimate tummy ache arc for Twilight. All possible anxiety inducers at one party. Just when it starts to calm down, the head Director of the SSS shows up. Yor is actively drinking, never a good sign. He is being forced to eat greasy pizza. Twilight has spiraled so far he is going to try to openly tranquilize his wife in a room full of officers…. I place my bet that since Yor is an assassin with some level of immunity to poisons the tranq doesn’t even work.

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[oh-okay-kay]

the thing about being celiac is it is so expensive to get any groceries beyond the bare minimum. bread (the size of my palm, genuinely) is 7-9 dollars and a pack of 3 bagels is 9 dollars, ill always choose the bread, i havent purchased myself bagels in years. im so happy to be gifted snacks. i can hardly go to any restaurant that serve rice and beans without being charged extra. getting lucky enough to find gluten free bread from the food bank feels so relieving. my flour is triple the cost and a third of the size as wheat flour. i burst into tears when im accidentally served something with wheat. i wish the false belief that being gluten free is 'healthier' didnt cause my food to become so expensive and such a stress that i eat peanut butter every day to try to pack in more calories

[raspberetjam]

Me, a coeliac, whenever I see a baked good: I deserve a little poison. As a treat.

[presumablyfireproof]

very in love with this post

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across

@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@hyyl18

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam

[isoldmysoultothefae]

I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users

Open tags

[crowthesapphic]

I want my nickname to be crow so it’s my online name and I’m very gay

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah

@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!

[astrax-rayo]

purely because i searched ‘latin names for star things’ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else who’d like to join

[sunshine-snake]

'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[maedaeeee]

um

mae is in my name umm and i needed to find a word that had may in it so uhh

so uh…… mae dae .,, . , .. ,, x , ye

ok

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian +opentags :1

[elijahcries2]

elijah’s my name and i’m over dramatic and i cry a lot so elijah cries !!

@oliverisagaymuggleborn @spikedradio @littlebeanantenthusiast @tabbykai @nerd-alerts @boooootomatotomato @silentsupernova @twisted-mentally @its-julessssss @zannabaefishwithlegs @wynndexandformaldyhyde

[wynndexandformaldyhyde]

So for a bit in middle school I believe I was thinking I possibly wanted to be called Wynn, I actually might take it for a test run sometime just to see how it feels, maybe when I go off to college or at Starbucks but also I got the wynndex part because it sounds like windex. Then with most of my users I usually do wynndex and then something cleaning related usually

@cartoonenby @tabbykai @artsyarmy7 @awinionnamedlinah @thefabuloussalemwitch @berdwaffle @plushierainbows @cringelamb @facadge-r-u-ok @kitt-kattt @celecatto @bonnetfulloflowers @athenaspetsnek @halogen-insertlastparthere @lucuma2004 @banzaboiieatskilishi @sapphic-tadp01e @shipkidpalace-official @dreamyy-wisterias @starl1ghtbloom @sademopizza @justaruk @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman @infinitelypurple + open tags

(Also if anyone I tagged doesnt want to be tagged in this kind of thing you can feel free to inbox me or something :3)

[dreamyy-wisterias]

Thanks for tagging me <3

Wisterias are my fav flowers, and "dreamy" because I often lose myself in my head daydreaming so yeah.

@linope @art-of-a-crow @lucuma2004silly @midshiftmood + anyone else, open tagsss

[art-of-a-crow]

well i like art and i like crows

so art of a crow

@zasnezhena3 @punky-beaver-offical @king-of-oreo @asap-azriel @literarycrow

[literarycrow]

well i like books and i like crows

hence literary crow

@oneepichermit and @i-like-eating-bones yall have some EXPLAINING to do

[oneepichermit]

i was rly into epic the musical and hermitcraft at the time (still am!) so it's just an amalgamation of the two. i added the "one" to make it sound catchy.

Nowadays im just called eph which is "ep" from epic and the "h" from HC. easy to say and works well with "whattheeph?" lol

@pocketzsandy @kirbyeatsgrass @captain-blue027

[kirbyeatsgrass]

I love Kirby and the rest is just nonsense😭

[lilywave]

happy celiac awareness month i hope you’re all aware this month of how much being celiac makes me want to slam my head into a wall

[underthelodge]

being disabled is so fucking annoying

what do you mean my idiot animal body, which has been evolving for millions of years to be optimized for existence in so many ways, will break down completely and be rendered unusable for a time if i eat bread or touch the wall wrong or exist near a thunderstorm or eat normal things or wake up too early or stand too long or exist in a loud space or don't get enough sleep or or or or

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[strictlyquadrilateral]

i would never wish celiac on anyone but sometimes i wish i could give people the experience temporarily so they stop judging me for being so cautious around food. someone once gave me a hard time for only ever ordering the same thing at one of the few local restaurants i can eat at, and it's like.... well, i have confirmed that this one thing will not poison me. i have not yet confirmed that anything else on the menu will not poison me. i don't feel like violently throwing up today if i take a risk that pans out badly.

[lady-pendragon-9]

New Anya illustration by Tatsuya Endo.

Shueshia manga expo 100 x Hinatazaka 46.