Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.
I HATE WOMEN and I want to protect them by PERSONALLY PUNCHING TRANS KIDS. My trad wife KNOWS how to READ THE CONSTITUTION to our TWO WEEK OLD SON as a BEDTIME STORY. I have PERSONALLY killed FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE during my TIME in the NAVY SEALS. BARK FUCKING BARK.
So I'm a logical person and thus, perhaps naively, I expect the world to be logical also. Hence when something is labelled gluten free, I expect it to be, you know, free from gluten. And yet...
