screaming into the canvas

They/Them | bisexual | greyromantic | nonbinary

[oneepichermit]

Hello! I'm oneepichermit, eph for short

Tag(s) :

#eph's art - all my art/fics

#mog of the month - monthly morrigan crow ✨

What I live for:

Life series/Hermitcraft

Nevermoor

Jade duo (SmallishBeans and Geminitay)

Gingerbread duo (Geminitay and Grian)

Anything Jupidad related

History (esp WW2)

Historical Fiction (Bletchley Riddle and Westfallen my loves)

We hate JK Rowling in this household

DNI if you:

support Donald Trump or anyone in his circle,

are transphobic or homophobic,

are ableist,

are purposely ignorant (especially about the state of the world/politics, it affects all of us),

are not religiously tolerant

Also minor so no NSFW pls (idgaf about suggestive stuff tho)

Forgot where the blinkies came from, ty to whomever made them!

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[oneepichermit]

at OM WF 2026 half of this year's pins were AI generated. so were many state shirts. so were the OFFICIAL VIDEOS FOR THE PROBLEMS OF 2027! aren't we supposed to be known for creativity??? How is mindless slop creative in any way shape or form?

(I made sure to not trade for any pins I thought may be ai generated.)

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

It is not nearly common enough knowledge that most Native tribes in the U.S. don't actually own all of the land within their reservation. There are millions of acres of reservation land that tribes don't legally own and they have no control over how that land is used. Like, there are a lot of different concepts tied in with the land back movement, but a major one is literally just getting reservation land back into tribal ownership.

[enbyandyy]

oh. my. god.

[oneepichermit]

if i see another ai ad or billboard at the airport i may just lose it

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

Never in the history of ever have I seen everyone be so chill with everyone else. We are the fucking best and I want to live in this fandom forever.

[clapity]

LIFE SERIES CRANE WIVES COLLAB GRIAN WHAT??!??!

(From today’s stream (22/5/26) at around 90mins!!)

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across

@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@hyyl18

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam

[isoldmysoultothefae]

I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users

Open tags

[crowthesapphic]

I want my nickname to be crow so it’s my online name and I’m very gay

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah

@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!

[astrax-rayo]

purely because i searched ‘latin names for star things’ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else who’d like to join

[sunshine-snake]

'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[maedaeeee]

um

mae is in my name umm and i needed to find a word that had may in it so uhh

so uh…… mae dae .,, . , .. ,, x , ye

ok

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian +opentags :1

[elijahcries2]

elijah’s my name and i’m over dramatic and i cry a lot so elijah cries !!

@oliverisagaymuggleborn @spikedradio @littlebeanantenthusiast @tabbykai @nerd-alerts @boooootomatotomato @silentsupernova @twisted-mentally @its-julessssss @zannabaefishwithlegs @wynndexandformaldyhyde

[wynndexandformaldyhyde]

So for a bit in middle school I believe I was thinking I possibly wanted to be called Wynn, I actually might take it for a test run sometime just to see how it feels, maybe when I go off to college or at Starbucks but also I got the wynndex part because it sounds like windex. Then with most of my users I usually do wynndex and then something cleaning related usually

@cartoonenby @tabbykai @artsyarmy7 @awinionnamedlinah @thefabuloussalemwitch @berdwaffle @plushierainbows @cringelamb @facadge-r-u-ok @kitt-kattt @celecatto @bonnetfulloflowers @athenaspetsnek @halogen-insertlastparthere @lucuma2004 @banzaboiieatskilishi @sapphic-tadp01e @shipkidpalace-official @dreamyy-wisterias @starl1ghtbloom @sademopizza @justaruk @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman @infinitelypurple + open tags

(Also if anyone I tagged doesnt want to be tagged in this kind of thing you can feel free to inbox me or something :3)

[dreamyy-wisterias]

Thanks for tagging me <3

Wisterias are my fav flowers, and "dreamy" because I often lose myself in my head daydreaming so yeah.

@linope @art-of-a-crow @lucuma2004silly @midshiftmood + anyone else, open tagsss

[art-of-a-crow]

well i like art and i like crows

so art of a crow

@zasnezhena3 @punky-beaver-offical @king-of-oreo @asap-azriel @literarycrow

[literarycrow]

well i like books and i like crows

hence literary crow

@oneepichermit and @i-like-eating-bones yall have some EXPLAINING to do

[oneepichermit]

i was rly into epic the musical and hermitcraft at the time (still am!) so it's just an amalgamation of the two. i added the "one" to make it sound catchy.

Nowadays im just called eph which is "ep" from epic and the "h" from HC. easy to say and works well with "whattheeph?" lol

@pocketzsandy @kirbyeatsgrass @captain-blue027

[oneepichermit]

binding while in public for the first time. wish me luck

[revlynn-rabosa]

It's always "hail Mary, full of Grace" and never "Eva, the first woman, whose sins cast humanity away from Eden (but humanity found it's place out there)".

Anyway, Eva Stratt, you did everything correctly, you made the wrong choice, humanity is alive because of your determination, the most woman ever. They coul never make me pin your morals down as 'good' or 'bad'.

[hannnsh]

bad bad boys 🥂

[raining-ash]

How do I explain to people that the new fixation joining the club in my brain is a man hugging a hamster ball with a rock in it

[oneepichermit]

A doodle of my oc (renaigh the space commander) from class :)

[oneepichermit]

THERE NEEDS TO BE A BLETCHLEY RIDDLE FANDOM😭😭 I WAS FORCED TO READ IT FOR BATTLE OF THE BOOKS AND I WANT MORE

Omg yes I love that book sm I need to reread it agshdusndvs I can't believe I found someone who also likes it :DDDD

(also what's battle of the books sounds peak)

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw