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#1 Obkk lvr

[tessalat3]

hey emo boy

[barbequedlobster]

I think there is so much missed comedic potential in the ninken

[nobelowz]

post war obkk situation based on my life

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakashi and Obito fighting each other*

Kakashi: Obito! Stop!! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I killed Rin! But I didn’t have a choice! She —

Obito: I know that, Bakashi!! That isn’t what this is about!

Kakashi: Then what —

Obito: You NEVER answered my marriage proposal!! And it’s been over ten years!

Kakashi: M-m-marriage proposal?! When the hell did you ever ask me to marry you?

Obito: *points* I GAVE YOU MY EYE, FUCKER! The only reason Uchihas ever give their eye to a someone else is to ask them to enter into marriage!

Kakashi: I .. I … d-didn’t you say that this was a gift for my promotion to Jounin?

Obito: Kakashi … even all the way back at thirteen, I knew wanted you to be my husband. Before we went on the Kannabi mission, Rin had helped me pick out flowers and candy, and she had been studying for a week on how to remove my eye and give it to you …

Kakashi: Obito … I never knew … all these years of mourning you! If I had known the truth then I would have left Konoha and spent my life trying to find you …

Obito: So … do you accept — ?

Kakashi: *tears in eyes* I do! I do! *jumps into Obito’s arms* I’ve loved you all these years, and —

Madara, behind Obito: For God’s sake, boy, what the hell are you doing?!

Sakura: Sensei, respectfully … what the fuck is going on right now?

Naruto, pouting: Sasuke never gave ME his eye …

[ladykissingfish]

Obito: Kakashi ... you know I respect you, right? Kakashi: Yeah? Obito: And you know that I love you? Kakashi: I do. Obito: Okay, so, saying this completely out of love and respect ... you can't be in the Akatsuki anymore. Kakashi: What? Why?? Obito: *taking hold of Kakashi's hands* Love of my life, apple of my good eye, strength of my heart. You make an absolutely terrible criminal. Kakashi: I do not! Did I or did I not help you organize and pull off that massive bank robbery last month?! Obito: Yes, but -- Sasori: You gave half of the money back a week later, in an anonymous envelope because you "felt bad" about it. Deidara: You also refused to let me blow the place up until you'd "safely evacuated" every single person, hm. Where's the fun in blowing up an empty building?? Hidan: Mother-fucker wouldn't even let me do a sacrifice ritual because he said the guy was "too young". Since when has age ever been a factor for Lord Jashin?? Obito, to Kakashi: My dear, I've worked hard to build up this organization. It has a reputation to uphold. I have a reputation, as a ruthless boss, to uphold. Now we can still date, but this, this situation, isn't working out. Kakashi: I can't believe this! I threw away everything just to be by your side, and now you're telling me I have to go because I'm not "bad" enough for you?? This is appalling! Obito: Bakashi ... Kakashi: And what do you mean, you're a ruthless boss? You have literally an entire room full of kittens! Obito: THAT I STOLE! Kakashi: THAT YOU ADOPTED! I WAS WITH YOU WHEN YOU SIGNED THE PAPERS! Obito: If I didn't adopt them, I wouldn't have gotten that discount on the health insurance! Kakashi: What does a big, bad criminal need animal health insurance for?! Obito: MR. MITTENS HAS A HEART CONDITION, ASSHOLE! Everyone Else:

[yowyowyaoi]

*Tobi walks into the Akatsuki hideout carrying a tied and gagged Kakashi in his arms*

Hidan: … what the fuck?

Deidara: No way, hm. Are you telling me that TOBI caught the infamous Kakashi of the Sharingan?!

Kakuzu: Caught, but didn’t kill. May I do the honors?

Tobi: Oh no, Kakuzu-san. Tobi isn’t planning on killing him!

Sasori: Then are you recruiting him into the Akatsuki? Impressive; I must say he’ll make a most powerful addition, to -

Tobi: Kakashi said he’d rather die than be in our group, Sasori-Senpai! But that’s not why Tobi has him anyways!

Konan: Then what —

Tobi: *takes off his mask and speaks in his own voice*

Obito: I’m marrying this man today. Right now. Nagato, you officiate. The rest of you are here as witnesses.

Everyone else:

Hidan: Is … is this a joke?

Obito, untying Kakashi: It’s no joke. I have loved this man since I was a child. I “proposed” to him on Halloween night when we were 10. He said we weren’t old enough. Well, we are now. *takes the gag out of Kakashi’s mouth* Right, Bakashi?

Kakashi: Obito … you can’t be serious here … that was almost twenty years ago! And you’re an S-rank criminal, for God’s sake!  There’s no way I’m going to —

Obito: *grabs Kakashi’s face and very tenderly kisses him*

Kakashi:

Kakashi: Has … has anybody got a suit or kimono I could borrow?

Konan: I have a black one that would fit you well. Give me a moment —

Zetsu: I’ll gather up some flowers.

Itachi: Kisame and I can prepare some food for the occasion —

Deidara: This is so romantic, hm! Come on … *grabs Obito’s hand and pulls him to bathroom* You look like a mess … let’s fix you up nice, hm …

Deidara, over his shoulder: I hope you’re taking notes for the future, Danna —

Sasori: 

Sasori: This is the scariest Halloween I’ve ever been a part of.

Nagato: Same.

[ohai-there]

Go for it, Obito-kun!

[pinkfoolery]

First post on tumblr after years and its obkk like god intended

[bunnying-182]

🐶Help me

[meoowwxx]

HE CAN BE BOTH 🤭

[bunnying-182]

Why is this handsome guy so ridiculously good-looking!😩

[narutothoughts]

Au where Kakashi is a more involved sensei that has no idea how to train non-ANBU so he shows up at gai’s door like “how do I do this? they’re so squishy, what if i break them?” And gai is like don’t worry bro I already cracked the code. Just treat them like amnesiac ANBU that came back to the ranks after leaving for a few years to raise their kids and did absolutely no maintenance training

And Kakashi is like ooooooooooh. That makes sense. Why isn’t that included in the jonin sensei packet?

They proceed to train their teams together and the kids get so fuck off strong that they’re legit kinda annoyed at the other teams for not trying hard enough. Fully “they can’t even run ten miles with their whole team thrown over their shoulder! Have they just been sleeping since we graduated or what?”

As a result, when everyone starts dating they only have eyes for eachother. Lee and Sakura lock eachother down quick. Neji and Naruto have they gayest trauma bond in the world revolving around seals and fate. Tenten and Sasuke both think they’re the normal ones and see absolutely nothing wrong with the plethora of abnormal shit they do

[thehatakewereop]

I really need a regular ol’ Kakashi warring states era time travel fic EXCEPT instead of the usual “he’s a BLOODLINE THIEF—“ assumption that’s made, have it be

Kakashi: *acts amicable towards the Uchiha*

The Uchiha, drawing the only conclusion they can when combining “he’s nice” and “he has a sharingan that’s not his”: 😞😔 a widower. We must adopt him, for one of our clansmen loved him deeply enough to grant him their eye before they died

Kakashi: can’t you just fight me instead please

Kakashi, hiding behind a tree: obito, I’m gonna kill you for this

Obito, in the Pure Lands: for once, this is not even my fault

[thehatakewereop]

The thing about Kakashi is that if he gave any of his adult friends a genuine, full-armed, lean-into-it hug, they would pat his back and then later run to the other friends’ houses and go “we’re putting kakashi on suicide watch again”

[lvrbynj]

my guilty favorite dynamic in obkk is when they love like religion. The sheer amount of devotion and longing to touch the one thing they can't have. 'I love you I love you I love you and I cannot have you.'

[istolemyneighborsdog]

[cuddlymaus]

Mask or no mask?