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according to that hawking dude's theory, there's a universe in which there are no cats or dogs

teemolover1998 replied to your post “hey guys whats up i just woke up”

wat does ur dog look like

one looks like a dog the other 1 looks like a rat

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.

just-shower-thoughts

Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think I lived like a cool second life.

averagefairy

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED

aeducanprincess-blog

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

theironman

is so hard to not use ‘lmao’ ‘to be honest’ or ‘like’ in a sentence. i wouldn’t be able to make conversation without these.

coluring

lmao i always talk like that to be honest

rosalarian

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

misscoco

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

stacksofrats

yeah this is actually how it goes

rosalarian

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.