Whatever I feel like posting

Ace I Pretty much shit that I find funny 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

just gonna say it, squidward was right about everything

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

look spongebob is a terrible neighbor and an exhausting person. no one should have to suffer patrick star's lifelong dedication to ignorance & imperviousness to logic. put them in the same room and that's an automatic noise ordinance infraction (plus inevitably public property damage). they are lowkey domestic terrorists. squidward is a grump and a snob but at the end of the day he's a burntnout service worker with a shitty boss who just wants some peace and quiet during his downtime. he asks for so little honestly. all the other characters should be in jail

[spacemancharisma]

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

[ashelyskies-deactivated20241121]

holy shit

[spacemancharisma]

no, no, come back here and tell me how stupid it is to talk about how the power dynamics inherent to christianity are built upon the rhetoric that failure is unavoidable and there is never enough you can do to make up for it

[roughentumble]

[kirorokat1132]

Hey, snake-folks of Tumblr! Little ol' me's looking to get a corn snake soon, hopefully next weekend at a reptile expo. Above is a pic of a 4'x2'x18" enclosure I've got set up. I've got all the gadgets and gizmo's set up and running so I can get things dialed in to a good environment for a snake, and I've got a question for those more experienced. Using a temp gun I tested several spots in my enclosure and marked them in the photo. The blue areas are the surfaces, the yellow are the temps inside the hides. My question: How can I raise the temperature of the interior of the hides, most especially the rock-like one on the right? Apparently heat mats aren't effective being put under a pvc enclosure, and I'm not sure an ambient heat radiator is the way to go? Advice appreciated, thanks!

[chaotic-insurgent]

I'M FUCKING DYING

[kalym0s]

[peachnlov-moved-deactivated2019]

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[ms-newvegas]

Have to post this favorite of mine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things

deviled eggs are delicious bc, while hard boiled/cleansed of sin, as the name implies the sin has been artificially added back in (via mayonnaise)

raw eggs are indeed the Most Delicious, which is why consuming them inflicts divine punishment (salmonella) unless they have received exorcism (pasteurization)

rotten eggs smell like that bc the sin has been absolved. as with most things in life, the church is to blame

[ooceanouu]

[sanitymakesposts]

Did you know a wild hog can be so hearty that it can take multiple high-powered rifle shots to bring it down? Did you know hogs can breed at such a rate to be so pervasive and omnipresent in an environment that they can threaten entire ecosystems? Did you know that bad code can act in a similar way— Causing problems down the line that are hard to identify the root cause of, and once you do, debugging that bad code can take hours, if not days of work? Did you know that, when asked by my boss what I was doing that had been taking up so much of my time these past few days, ‘wrangling my hog’ was a really bad answer?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

*Has a coughing fit after rolling a natural 20* “God is humbling me”

[catchymemes]

[creetch]

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

[just-dnd-thingys]

[describedposts]

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

[appendingfic]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

[thedankmemes]