Nothin' but Sanae

Good evening! Wind Priestess Sanae Kochiya of the Moriya Shrine here to help you! Just be sure to leave a donation on your way out, OK?~ [[RP Blog for Sanae Kochiya of Touhou fame. Probably steered a bit away from canon, but nothing too ludicrous. I track the tag "kisekinomiko".]]

[yasogamer-archive]

Hot Robot Girls. Reblog if you agree.

[kisekinomiko]

“Madoka Magica is best anime, ya scrubs.”

[galeforcemiracles]

“Shonen beats overrated magical girls.”

[kisekinomiko]

“Of course it does. Sailor Moon is trash tier.”

[kisekinomiko]

“Madoka Magica is best anime, ya scrubs.”

[kisekinomiko]

"OW, my ear!!"

[kisekinomiko]

"I honestly don't feel like Sinister Serpent needed that errata. It was fine as it was before. And Chaos Emperor Dragon is still @%#$! stupid."

"Eh, least Solemn Judgment's still legal over here."

[underprcssure]

"Kanako, one of our followers wants to see you in lingerie again. Should I tell them to piss off like normal?"

"Give them a picture of a shimenawa with a bra on it. It’s technically correct."

[kisekinomiko]

"On it! Should I videotape the reaction?"

[kisekinomiko]

Swarm the Wind Priestess? Swarm the Wind Priestess. A large number of fairies hide in the bushes until Sanae comes close enough, then they all swarm over her. 51-fairy hug gooo! When the swarm subsided, she's find an abundance of unspun cotton all over her, and a bottle of sake in her lap. The fairies also stole her socks.

"The hell with this, I'm going back to bed."

[kisekinomiko]

"Can I have a hug?"

"..."

"Oh, alright." And she hugs the ice fairy- but only briefly, because cold.

"Now fly back home, OK?"

[kisekinomiko]

Would you rather be pregnant or get someone else pregnant?

"The one time! The ONE time I decide to look back at my blog again, and THIS is what I come back to!"

"The answer is @%#$ OFF."

[kisekinomiko]

*And several fairies all pop out from varous hiding places.* "Green hair gonna have a baby?" *They all repeated a few times.* "Green hair gonna have a baby!" *They kept saying that over and over again as they all scattered, planing on saying it to everyone they came across.*

"Utsuho, can I borrow this for a sec? Thanks."

[kisekinomiko]

100% fertile means I'm 100% interested *waggles eyebrows*

[kisekinomiko]

"You're gonna have a baby?" *She tilted her head for a moment before trying to press an ear up against Sanae's stomach*

*That's an uppercut to Cirno's face.* "NO!!"

[kisekinomiko]

"You're a baby making machine then? How many children have you had? How long is your pregnancy time? How to you pick your mates? Does sex get boring after awhile? Ever have twins?"

"No, no, no, no, shut up, and no! Now PISS OFF! Interview's over!!"

[kisekinomiko]

"Hmm, perhaps a test is in order, if you're not sure?" Mai, no. You shouldn't even be outside of Makai. "I have access to several individuals who would be willing to help test it."

"No, no, no, get outta here, what're you doing, shoo!"

[asknueidentified]

"Power to impregnate other women then?"

[kisekinomiko]

"Eh--"

No comment.

[asknueidentified]

"Power to create miracles?"

"So does that mean the green shrine maiden is 100% fertile?"

[kisekinomiko]

"I'm gonna kill you!"

No you aren't, Sanae.

[thegoddessmoriya]

"Psst. Kanako. Suwako says you're a nerd."

"Again? You think that she’d get over the fact that I simply know more about technology…" Says the one who still needs Sanae’s help constantly.

[kisekinomiko]

"That is true, yeah. But didn't you need my help to use the blender to make smoothies yesterday?"