[withwordsasweapons]

how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10

[kinuko]

[showertaker-deactivated20230925]

[yvesinc]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk to myself on the internet

[soppingwetratboy]

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[uncomfortablecliche]

men are supposed to have long hair or else they cant feel emotions

[mr-deep-downer]

you’re genuinely not a good person

[uncomfortablecliche]

you might seem upset with me but really you are not angry just your only emotion is bald

[thesexiestselkie]

Just had a glass of water that was SO Crisp

[fairycosmos]

[moon111111]

[thebootydiaries]

what's wrong with incest tho

[daisychase]

56 DAYS // 1.07

[gumi-megpoidd]

you're faking being into petplay and frotting for clout.

THATS WHAT YOU THINK IM FAKING????

[fairycosmos]

[relelvance]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[hardwrench]

back in the day if you made a meme you would be forced to go on ellen