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“Yes, the one going like this. ’Cause that works. Why, I don’t know, but… “ Pittcon 2017 [x]
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
Story time! I saw this on my dash this morning and said why not and wore my boots with the rainbow shoelaces and was standing in line at the mall and someone goes “I like your shoelaces” and without even hesitating I responded “Thanks I stole them from the president” and we stood there for 5 seconds and then we burst out laughing, just two perfect strangers cracking up in Rue 21 like this is not that dead what a time to be alive
i’ve had someone tell me this before AND I HAD NO IDEA
October 5th, 2014 NATIONAL ALERT
For the first time in 2200 years, a massive fire has engulfed the North American continent. Firefighters nationwide are currently combating the flames, but the size of the wildfires has become too extreme to handle. If you are currently in any of the following states: WASHINGTON, OREGON, IDAHO, MONTANA, WYOMING, NORTH DAKOTA, SOUTH DAKOTA, MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN, MAINE please head north immediately and quickly.Â
If your state was not mentioned, it is too late for evacuation. Please grab two buckets, a hose, and a hard hat and move to the streets. A local city official should organize you into a fire brigade within the hour. Â
THIS HAS BEEN A NATIONAL ALERT FROM THE NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION
Omg
Its the sun…
Yeah think someone that wasn’t on tumblr woulda told us this
yea this is bullshit.
It’s October the sixth and I’m still alive. Cuz I live in that area.
my favorite comment by far on this post was “Its the sun…”
2014 was wild
I agree, 2018 is fake and we’re all living in a computer simulation bc America was destroyed by the fires
I come running to you, crying, my voice almost drowned out from my crying
“Take it”, I beg
I open my jacket, inside it, the prophecy
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Counties Away From Nearest MLB Ballpark.
This is awesome
Me staring at the calendar waiting for hockey season like:
OH GOD
I need this for when I try to assimilate after I'm forced to move to Canada
This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
7) What's your religion?
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
10) What was the last lie you told?
11) Do you believe in karma?
12) What does your URL mean?
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
15) How do you vent your anger?
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
19) What's your biggest "what if"?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
27) What was the last movie you saw?
28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
32) What is your astrological sign?
33) What's the last thing you purchased?
34) Love or lust?
35) In a relationship?
36) How many relationships have you had?
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
38) Where is your best friend?
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
45) How can I win your heart?
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
51) What is your current desktop picture?
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
59) Ever been on a plane?
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
yfip: mitchell marner
- cant keep his fucking tongue in his mouth
But is that a problem?
No
i’ve been seeing a lot of these going around, so here’s my take
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shoock
this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”
“i’m a lesbian, carl” is now the official companion to “harold, they’re lesbians”
CAAAAAAARL!
them: Hey. Are you even listening to me?
my head: rockin, rockin’, and rollin’. down to the beach, i’m strollin’ but the seagulls poke at my head: not fun! i said “seagulls mmm! stop it now!”  hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha, hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm hah
Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice
i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it
i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts
here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cAÂ
for the love of god please watch the video i am in stiches
https://youtu.be/n17B_uFF4cA if you aren’t able to click the link, like me. Also, @whoneedsarealusername you need to see this.
I CANT BREATHE