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shark vs the universe
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d e v o n
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Show & Tell
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cherry valley forever
art blog(derogatory)
izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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not to be rude but if youβre losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.
I would liveblog Anything
I have POTS so if I called an ambulance every time I lost consciousness or felt like I was going to, I'd have enough in debt that it'd be cheaper to buy the hospital.
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loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.
tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS
Tried to look up how to curl my very short hair in a less damaging way than I do rn but all the results are for like. Shoulder length hair. Baby that's not short π
Like Google is talking about this
I'm talking about this
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You might be able to do overnight heatless. Hold on, let me justβ
These little fuckers! Now these might be a bit big, BUT these little bastards come in a shit ton of sizes, including a so-small-I'd-shoot-myself-if-I-did-my-hair Which would be about the perfect size for your length!
Now, the reason I recommend these is because I have hair that's long enough to sit on, which may seem counter-productive here, but it DOES mean that it takes a stupid amount of product and heat (read: damage) to curl my hair and make that shit stay curled. These biggest risks for these are:
1. Curling too tight to the scalp and damaging the hair.
2. Taking the moisture out of your hair because they are literally sponges.
It would be about 300Γ easier for you than me. A (very!) little bit of curl gel or other product (or just dampen the hair a bit), wrap those fuckers as tight or loose as you want, pop a bonnet on, and leave them over night. Take them out in the morning, break them up a bit, apply whatever mousse or product you'd usually use, and voila!
I recommend no more tension than your average braid and to make sure you use a decent conditioner to retain moisture, especially on short hair, where more hair will be in direct contact with the sponge. But these, as much as I might be dating myself here, have gotten me through two proms, a homecoming, my high school graduation, two weddings, multiple dates, a few interviews, and just about every school and family picture I've ever had.
Sadly, these do require taking night showers and getting used to sleeping with them in, but if you're curling every day and worried about damage, these should do it! Make sure to buy a small size, likely a 5/8 inch or less, so that your hair will wrap fully around. If your hair is too short for them to secure properly, a couple of bobby pins should do the trick!
This post is brought to you by: Long-haired genderfluid surrounded all their life by short haired partner, friends, and family.
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyβre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iβm going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
@the-nephelococcygian
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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
USA and man it'll take a second to remember.
Fuck, it was probably the 1998 Yu-Gi-Oh adaptation, but I didn't watch that completely. So my first full anime was Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters which aired in the US (hold on I'm googling) in 2001, but by the time I was old enough to watch it, it was on reruns because Yu-Gi-Oh GX was the most recent spin off.
βIf I had time travel Iβd kill Hitlerβ βIf I had time travel Iβd stop my favourite politician getting assassinatedβ youβre all thinking way too small. If I had time travel Iβd stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every timeΒ
Itβs from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!Β
STOP ITβS BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think itβs safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
Iβm killing your parents before youβre born
Still here, whyβd you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mumβs ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. Iβm your dad now.
Isnβt that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I canβt even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesnβt have to
Yes it does.
Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041
We all know who needs to be @βd
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I just got gifted a set of glass pens with glittery ink, and I am about to be THE most insufferable bastard at the DnD table next week.
Oh yes, pardon me, allow me to grab my glass pens and my inkwell with which to take notes. Yes, I do believe this session calls for the dark teal ink with silver flecks. No, no, don't mind me β tink tink tink β I just need to prepare my pages.
Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.
I can't believe they left out the most important one...
Things We're Never Gonna Do:
I bought a giant textbook on herbal medicine and it actually goes into the chemical processes that explain why medicinal plants do what they do rather than just explaining that they do them, and I'm actually salivating over the idea of reading it
For everyone asking, the book is called "Medical Herbalism: The Science Principles and Practices Of Herbal Medicine" by David Hoffmann. It's around 672 pages long and depending on where you get it, it costs anywhere from $30 to $60
Because I'm a lover of the Internet Archive, you can also check it out here:
666 pages : 28 cm
I once had a plan to read at least one classic novel from (almost) every country, I keep forgetting about it but I really should do it, I usually end up enjoying them
Anyone has any non-western recommendations?
This was getting a bit out of hand with people sending asks instead of commenting, so I compiled everything that was sent to me under the cut. The rest of the recommendations are in the comments as usual. Thank you all for the recs!
shabby-alonso asked: for classic novels, i would recommend Dream of Red Chamber, i think it might align with your tastes well!
Anonymous asked: have you read notes of a crocodile by qiu miaojin? its a taiwanese classic
shmuel-ben-sarah-kcd2 asked: Yentl the Yeshiva Boy by I. B. Singer More queer Yiddish literature, I do love the movie too but the movie doesnβt fully convey the utter transness of Anshel.
Anonymous asked: For Argentinian classics I'd recommend Jorge Luis Borges! I recently finished one of his most well known collection "Ficciones" and enjoyed it :)
Anonymous asked: have you gotten to read brazilian classic lit yet? The Posthumous Memoirs of BrΓ‘s Cubas by Machado de Assis is one that defined our literature. i recommend The Devil to Pay in the Backlands by JoΓ£o GuimarΓ£es Rosa as well.
jarenka asked: I recommend My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts by Amos Tutuola for Nigerian lit. Utterly bizarre prose, 12/10.
kotitontunmanaaja asked: Sonewhat western book rec depending on your definition, but 'My Cat Yugoslavia' is definitely a modern Finnish classic by Finnish Kosovan author Pajtim Statovci - queer themes, some nice surreal imagery with and a nice layered structure of dual timelines in one family, questions about belonging, intergenerational trauma and refugee life and such. One of the books that got me reading again after a long time!
fatalwa asked: For book recs - I will double the author and the name in the original Ukrainian so you would have better chances of finding them: β’ The Yellow Prince (ΠΠΎΠ²ΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΊΠ½ΡΠ·Ρ) by Vasyl Barka (ΠΠ°ΡΠΈΠ»Ρ ΠΠ°ΡΠΊΠ°) β’ Do oxen low when mangers are full? (Π§ΠΈ ΡΠ΅Π²ΡΡΡ Π²ΠΎΠ»ΠΈ ΡΠΊ ΡΡΠ»Π° ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π½Ρ?) by Ivan Bilyk and Panas Myrnyi (ΠΠ²Π°Π½ ΠΡΠ»ΠΈΠΊ, ΠΠ°Π½Π°Ρ ΠΠΈΡΠ½ΠΈΠΉ) β’ Clouds (Π₯ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈ) by Ivan Nechui-Levytskyi (ΠΠ²Π°Π½ ΠΠ΅ΡΡΠΉ-ΠΠ΅Π²ΠΈΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ) β’ Π― (Π ΠΎΠΌΠ°Π½ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°) / I (Romantic) by Mykola Khvylovyi (ΠΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ»Π° Π₯Π²ΠΈΠ»ΡΠΎΠ²ΠΈΠΉ) β’ Enchanted Desna (ΠΠ°ΡΠ°ΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½Π° ΠΠ΅ΡΠ½Π°) by Oleksandr Dovzhenko (ΠΠ»Π΅ΠΊΡΠ°Π½Π΄Ρ ΠΠΎΠ²ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΊΠΎ) I don't really know what kind of literature you prefer so I decided to give 5 different recommendations for you to choose from.
Anonymous asked: Since you like Hesse, I'd definitely recommend Antal Szerb's Journey by Moonlight (Hungarian classic)
Anonymous asked: Since someone already mentioned Machado de Assis, i'll recommend then Os SertΓ΅es by Euclides da Cunha, i have never read it fully but it is sure considered a brazilian classic
inferubim asked: Check out "Blindness", by Portuguese author JosΓ© Saramago!
Anonymous asked: Brazilian here! About reading a classic from every country, I'd heavily recommend Alexandre e Outros HerΓ³is by Graciliano Ramos! It's one of his lesser known books but it is excellent. He is one of the best writers in the history of my country. It's also, in my opinion, his best book!
the devils by dostoesvky β INSANE characters with homoerotic subtext and crazy plot; the idiot (also by him) β the gentlest character in the entirety of russian lit, the book kinda reads as "what if i put christ in modern world and made him fall for a tortured fantastic woman" (and she's one of the most fascinating female characters in RL) + you might be more interested in it because there's very strong visual imagery (eg dostoesvky was obsessed with the "dead christ" by holbein and it manifests in the text); judas iscariot by leonid andreev β ALSO homoerotic subtext + such an interesting and fresh portrayal of jesus; god it's so good!! the portrait by gogol β kinda wilde's the picture of dorian gray before dorian gray. genuinely reads as if gogol PAINTS the text (he was also a painter himself). the story of an artist, insanity and art. a fascinating read! (via @hellamorte)
Ok, inspired by @toadlett, I started compiling these in a google doc
WORLD LITERATURE LIST Asia Afghanistan: Armenia: Azerbaijan: Bahrain: Bangladesh: Bhutan: Brunei: Cambodia: China: Dream of Red Cha
And I saw that there are many lists online of a similar kind, but as I'm mostly interested in classical literature rather than modern, and also as I'd like to prioritize the books that have been recommended to me rather than ones I find online, I'll continue to curate this list. Thank you again! βΊοΈ
A truck carrying a bunch of bees toppled over near my old home the other day
Hysterical correction from the sherrifs office
Official 14 million bees post! π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
There are no servals in this post
@bees-official
Ah yes a much more manageable number indeed πββοΈ
Can't believe "Dad has to look after the kids and is really bad at it cause he's male!" is still a "comedy" genre in 2026.
Said the same thing to my partner when I saw The Breadwinner ad because it's goal is to obviously make the man seem endearing, but it just reads as gross incompetence, especially in 2026.
There's a point where he doesn't know how to get to the kids' school, and before GPS you might have even had the most flimsi of excuses for that (he's never taken them and doesn't know the way) but now it's just...completely insane. You know so little about where your children are educated that you can't even guess well enough to put it into the GPS? You can't Google the nearest school and pop the address in???
It wasn't cute or funny, it was genuinely sad. Genuinely fucking pathetic actually.
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what was old is apparently new again
Someone saying this post is a must reblog
someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated
The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog
Happy 10 years to this post
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I'm dead π
It is VERY funny to me to see this video keep rolling across my social media feeds again and again completely divorced from its original context. See, this video is the creation of long-time "He-Man And the Masters of the Universe" super-fan James "BustaToons" Eatock, and was in fact originally made for the official "Masters of the Universe" YouTube channel when Eatock was put in charge of it several years ago (I want to say it was somewhere in the area of 2013 but it's been long enough that I can't remember) as part of a series of similarly humorous edits of the original FILMation cartoon called "Hee-hee-hee-Man". This one specifically, though, took on a life of its own, and is the only one of the edits to still be around via reuploads as the originals were all deleted some time after Eatock left the channel.
