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harry you're like pikachu, everyone loves pikachu

[felderwin]

Best parts of Star Wars are when an alien or a robot or something makes a couple random noises and a person is very genuinely like “yes that’s it exactly thank you”

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[kagrenacs]

I don’t think anything is a match for this plane

[thrussy]

Fenty airlines

[ehnoshima]

this is my favorite image of the month

[deadstrangeblog]

A 13th century French Château, abandoned since the 1930s when a fire broke out and caused devastating damage. It has since been left to the elements, and nature has taken over.

[demonius-darkblade]

having anxiety makes your whole life a cinema sins video, where every eight seconds the most annoying voice in the world interrupts you to smugly announce some minute detail you might have maybe screwed up

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Suspiria (Dario Argento, 1977): interiors

[veryfunnymemes]

[raptortooth]

[legends-canon]

[thebootydiaries]

gets me every time ;(

[auckie]

I love to chill and lounge. I am between five and six feet. I love to wear clothe. I am a normal boy or girl of American origin. Nothing is wrong with me.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

forest people be like TWIG SNAPPED! and that’s the TREE, sis….

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[officialmitski]

mitski’s bury me at makeout creek merch

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[theszandor-deactivated20190509]

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

[etherall-deactivated20200122]

I love you guys and I wanna make sure you know what to do in any situation ever, no matter how odd.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[kristina100000]

i am… speechless

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life