Hello!
I’m Kelly and it’s not my real name, it’s my online nickname.
I’m not going to share lascive, erotic or nude pics on this blog. You have plenty of p0rn out there so feel free to go and explore. I don’t need to impress you, my life is already happy and fulfilled.
If you had a bad day, I can provide comfort, I can make you hard and I can help you release the tension. I have the skills and vocabulary for that.
If you had a good day, I can be flirty and witty, I can make you hard and I can help you j3rk off. I have the skills and vocabulary for that, too.
I’m kind, bright, witty, smart, chatty, flirty, with a vivid imagination, and a dirty mind. I’m not a native speaker but my English is good enough to make you laugh or c♥m. I don’t throw tantrums, I don’t cause drama. I’m chill and spicy but I don’t get overly emotional and I discuss whatever bothers me with respect and cool head. I don’t get offended but I’m direct and state my boundaries clearly.
I’m friendly and I truly want to make other people’s days a little brighter and happier.
I don’t flirt with taken people because it would be disrespectful not just to their partners but also to myself and I believe every person deserves at least a basic respect.
I’m not looking for a real life relationship. I’m happy living solo. I’m here to have some fun. To chat, to s3xt, to make you happy and help you relax and unwind. That’s the offer. Take it or leave it 😉
EDIT:
Some basic rules:
If you want to flirt with me, you better be single
Be respectful - when I say no to something, I'm not being playful, I mean it
I don't share pics, clips or vids - you have literally hundreds and thousands of attention wh0res on Tumblr, happy to show themselves off to you, I'm here for the dirty conversation
Bad grammar does damage the magic (doesn't ruin it) - English isn't my first language so I understand the struggle but you gotta understand that deciphering your poor grammar can negatively affect the flow of our conversation
I'm happy to help you relax but I have a life of my own and I might not be always available - respect that 😉















