A bisexual honeybear

Dee || 30 || INFP || ♈ Tales of a married bisexual ADHD bear with a beeutiful girlfriend "The night has a thousand eyes, and the day but one. But the light of a bright world dies, with the dying sun. The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart but one, yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done."

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[bodyfeeling]

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017

[ziraseal]

[ziraseal]

Here’s how to do it, btw

[whitepeopletwitter]

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babealore]

Rich people truly live in a different dimension

[beowulf22121]

Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow. The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.

My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”

I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet. Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”

If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.

To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.

Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i hear your responses and i just wanna say obviously i usually tip at least 20 like im not an animal. but to be completely fair she did kill me 

[my-darling-boy]

Me: I am going to consume this new content in reasonable amounts at a reasonable pace

Me, 5 minutes later:

[asexualbrigadier]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[ratbastard42]

New cryptid

[lintherubbishbin]

Uh. Ok. Well, so, humans DO reflect light from the back of their eyes. It’s what causes red eyes in photos with flash.

Cocaine makes your pupils WIDE OPEN just like animals at night and the camera auto-adjusts for color, usually assuming the brightest color should be corrected to look mostly white

So…. No, this is just a naked crackhead…

[poonbo-mcbean]

a little less interesting, and yet so much more comforting

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

Baeby want SNACK

[pokedext]

yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs? 

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

HE’S HAPPY

[biglawbear]

This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted

[championoftheravenqueen]

Hold on I just thought a way to get Karens to wear masks. One sec I need to make something

[championoftheravenqueen]

really shitty graphic design but you get the idea

[thatdisasterauthor]

I love when we accidentally reinvent things.

[witchaj]

[brightlotusmoon]

I for one am excitedly anticipating all the creative ways we can bring back the miasma beak masks.

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

for those of you who keep asking me this…. yes i DID slap my own ass to get that sound. Authenticity. Integrity. Fuck oyu

[dazzling-galaxy]

are you a robot because that sounded really metalic

[zagreus]

[zagreus]

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling

[oryeo]

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[tutselutse]

Absolutely losing my shit over Lin liking this tweet by dana

[skincarelair]

[jonbutter]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Adam Duritz

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

this is exactly what intrusive thoughts are like

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

this song sounds fucking awesome

[jesterghost]

this is how it sounds when songs whose lyrics i dont know get stuck in my head