sam

don’t mind me

[thief-anon]

it was the neon lights your honor

[incorrect-lok-screencaps]

lok screencaps + therapy tweets because boy do they all need it 

[casualwriter]

Dialogue Prompts: “You’re my hero.”

1. “You’re my hero.”

“I told you not to call me that.”

“You also told me not to lie.”

2. “You’re my hero.”

“I literally do nothing of significance.”

“Makes me wonder just how unbelievable something has to be for you to see it as significant.”

3. “You’re my hero.”

“And what does that make you?”

[gojosattoru]

✧ Everything Hero ✧ | ♥ Yaoyorozu Momo ♥ |  (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑ ↳ Happy Birthday to my awesome baby Sarah @publicsafetybureau​​ ♡(*´∀｀*)人(*´∀｀*)♡~

[starryreggie-deactivated2024031]

karl really climbed behind sapnap and homie was just like “okay🥰 could literally care less<3 you do you karl! ily:)”

[demonboyhalo]

Tubbo was Ranboo's anonymous gifter?? DID HE REALLY DONATE HUNDREDS OF SUBS JUST SO THAT RANBOO COULD EAT -

[demonboyhalo]

now Philza gets to talk to Ranboo's parents about letting their son eat food

[demonboyhalo]

Dadza was successful in his negotiations with Mr and Mrs Beloved

[demonboyhalo]

I MIGHT HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON

[axolotldrevm-deactivated2022101]

i’m crying this is so adorable

[f4c3]

B R A N D

[eggchef]

tsoa patrochilles for miso birthday =]

[flabeyblade]

booty shorts that say “evergreen” on the back

[youbutstupid]

My favourite Dream Team fact that has been given to us is still when Sapnap said he used to work at a hotel and now when he’s playing up, George always threatens to send him back to the hotel

[tigerb103]

i adore Technoblade but we were ROBBED of Ran lore

[sappfs]

THE TALES FROM THE SMP PRESENTS TO YOU: BY KARL JACOBS

[tmmylovejoy]

I love Jack Manifold because sometimes I remember that he got into Oxford and instead chose to roleplay failing to murder a child in minecraft

[defective-aribot]

When you have the god of the smp simpin for you,,

[avesarcana]

local god breaks world rules to give mushroom boy things he wants

[inactive37922829]

did this a couple days ago :] for @technoblacle

[suzie-bee]

the first stage of grief is denial