Witch Me Up

Nerdy kitchen/solar witch with ADHD and a short attention span. Cat mom and Libra. Currently lost in academia hell. Top Five Fandoms: Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, Disney, and Good Omens. Pan/Polyam and always in love.

[bunjywunjy]

merry Wexmas Eve, everybody!

[bunjywunjy]

MERRY WEXMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

[coldtofire]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[valjar]

Brutus?

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

Oh god not this again

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[colormush]

[glumshoe]

[goes door to door in a suburb like ‘have you heard the good word?’ but instead of religious pamphlets it’s native seed packets and information on backyard habitat restoration and alternatives to chemical treatments]

[isthatafuckinggayangel]

I would legit make you dinner just for doing that-

Like, you show up at my doorstep doing that and you will be fed

I must show appreciation, and that’s the easiest and most meaningful (in my opinion) way to do it

I don’t even need that all that much in my area because w o o d s, but I love this

[glumshoe]

a kind gesture, but the first lesson an evangelizing conservationist learns is not to enter little houses in the woods to eat special food prepared for them by the inhabitants. even if they don’t have chicken legs.

[sylcr]

gandalf towering over partying with the hobbits

[bvtterflybaby]

“Maybe when we die, the first thing we’ll say is, ‘I know this feeling. I was here before.’”

- Don DeLillo, White Noise

[whimsyren]

My mum always told me freckles were the foot prints of faeries with muddy boots on dancing across your face…. 

I think thats neat. 

[kitchenwitchbae]

I need more muddy fairy prints

[piracytheorist]

The captain’s aloft.

[anxietyproblem]

[iove]

thinking about the body switch scene.... they dont have sides anymore so theres no more need for intricate rituals 😳

[linsaangs]

It’s a lovely morning in the late Cretaceous, and you are a horrible halszkaraptor.

[paranormal-blvcktivity-deactiva]

After the year we've all had, I feel like a roll call is in order.... everybody check in

[mara-smith]

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries.

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[tchyp]

Gathering data to tell the truth is a crime in the US.

Sounds familiar.