Honestly just call the title of this what u want

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[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[garaks-padded-bra]

Brother trying to make churros with no experience or recipe. Has created sentient dough homunculus. Entire ceiling is caved in. Oven is debris. Homunculus keeps calling me dada. Plus i got work tomorrow.

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Well, do ya have maternity leave?

[kitkats--tiswacc]

If I ever became a furry, the root cause would definitely be frome the y2k12 ninja turtles. Like, just look at that sexy rat man... And alligator man... And tiger man.

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[kitkats--tiswacc]

My toxic trait is that I would 100% live in the house in the new Matilda movie/musical, unchanged.

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Being Gomez Addams is the sluttyist thing a man can do 

[kitkats--tiswacc]

I never want to get so popular on social media that I have more real people followers than corn bot followers.

[lethalhedgehogs-deactivated2023]

This is what happens in the movie, yeah?

[kitkats--tiswacc]

If encanto does get a series and Bruno isn't referred to as "Baby B" by his siblings, and Bruno immediately doesn't start absolutely shitting himself with anger at the nick name everytime, I can and will riot.

[kitkats--tiswacc]

If encanto does get a series and Bruno isn't referred to as "Baby B" by his siblings, and Bruno immediately doesn't start absolutely shitting himself with anger at the nick name everytime, I can and will riot.

[badonkadraws]

BUT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT BRUNO

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Love the idea of asking a townie in the sims what their favorite color is and getting a "I fuckin hate <color>". Like that wasn't the question, bestie, but okay

[emotionalsupportrats]

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Guess which one I am 🥴

[max--phillips]

Ok I have an age old question for you. Would you fuck your clone, why or why not. By clone I mean a copy of you including all of your memories/personality/etc at present

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Absolutely, 100% NO. Reasons?

*WARNING* mentions of incest I guess 🤷‍♀️

1 - I am straight ( ikr bummer) and if I wasn't I don't think I would be attracted to myself anyway

2 - if this clone has the same memory as me you know that at a certain moment, at the same time we would both think about that embarrassing "cringe" moment and I really don't want to experience that moment doubled (what ever that moment may be)

3 - it's like... the most top tier of incest isn't it? Like, how much more incestuous can it be than ur own exact genes?

Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talks

👁👄👁

[moipinecone]

“Honestly when I suggested Sugar daddy Bruno I was just thinking of like, him being a doting partner and just, giving his SO a bunch of gifts, but I like this a lot better haha”  

I forgor how to use tumblr lmao BUT HAHA I have a different view of sugar daddies lmfao I love this drawing so much hahaha Bruno no! This is so pathetic lmfao I love it 

GET YOUR OWN MONEY!

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Thank you so much @moipinecone ! I'm so glad you liked it lol

And "GET YOUR OWN MONEY" is definatly what Alma yelled, as she questioned her (and her sons) life choices that has led to her said son on his knees asking for money for a sugar baby

[moipinecone]

ngl I can see Bruno being the kinda partner that sees a rock or other kinda trinket and is like "this reminded me of you"😅

Like, he is generous with gifts, but said gifts are unconventional

Oh yeah, he makes you little things too I think. He seems to be pretty creative! Considering those little rat paintings he has on his walls, and such :)

Bruno giving you a lil rock.... that's pretty cute!

[moipinecone]

@kitkats–tiswacc wanted me to make a “sugar daddy Bruno” 

But I don’t think he has a lot of money. So he’s more of a “salt daddy”… or maybe a “rat daddy”?

I think his capital lies mostly in rats. Rats based stonks. He has loads of it! 

[kitkats--tiswacc]

Oh my word i love him 😍

I can just imagine him asking his sisters and Alma for money to buy stuff for you with, and them just having none of it