My Confused and Beautiful Worldview

26. Pansexual, Non-Binary [they/them], Aspergers, ADHD. how did i get here?

[cinecat]

[stonerparty]

cinecat

[ruinedchildhood]

this needed to be a gif.

[aptronyms]

shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[aptronyms]

this is what it's all about

[dreamwithintheheart]

I gotta add my girl Summer to this post. 

[dragonindigo245]

Summer is a master of using coils like arms and hands

[sweet--tooth]

[gallusrostromegalus]

When my mom was volunteering with city council, they took a bunch of field trips to various civic infrastructures to learn how the worked so they could learn How The Fuck A City Works. On one of these trips, they were all in a bigass van doing icebreaker questions and one of the questions was "Whats your largest scar and how did you get it?"

And everyone in the van wanted to brag so there was "I did this with an awl while woodworking" and "Oh I got my appendix out" and the like, until they get to my Mom in the farthest back seat in the van and she pulls her shirt up a bit to show the six-inch scar on her abdomen. She's 4'10" so it looks enormous on her, bright red because that's how she scars.

"Oh My God!" people gasped.

"I had to have an eight-pound growth removed from my abdomen." She said, sitting back down to a chorus of horrified gasps.

"What happened?" Asked the trip coodinator, walking right into it.

"Oh, They're in college now!" She said.

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"Sorted out who had a sense of humor in that group real fast." Mom explained later.

[soft-trans-on-tumbles]

Hey if youre neurotypical, and you get annoyed if your adhd family members/friends remind you about something a million times, i promise it's not cuz we think you're an idiot

Keep in mind that many of us with adhd forget simple things every 5 seconds and sometimes we forget its not something that everyone experiences. We're genuinley trying to be helpful, just be nice to us pls

[sergle]

reminder for terfs to choke and die!  💕❤😘

[tastefullyoffensive]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[tonynominated]

It worked once before when I needed to hear from Disney so I’m doing it again.

[maryatthecomiccon]

Let’s see if this works…

[sweetandsavageautistic]

I’ve been reflagging this so much and I got my dream role in a scene for an acting class. Bagel, what is your secret??

[sweetandsavageautistic]

Please please please work this time! I’ve had such a shitty week. I’m in NEED of a miracle. 

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[dear-andre]

damn the horse really IS in the hospital

[bacon-candle-deactivated2020111]

Reblog if ur neurodivergent or in the LGBTQ+ community

[kitmillion]

[nemospecific]

Non-bearnary

[reniadeb]

[chernov]

happy boys

[galway-bae]

there they are, one of sci fi’s most iconic trios

[apolonisaphrodisia]

A large strawberry squid, one of three caught on the last trawl of the Deep-See cruise. Photo: NOAA Fisheries

“The strawberry squid, gets its nickname from the berry-like appearance of its bright-red body speckled with numerous jewel like luminescent photophores ” via @octonation

[ottermatopoeia]

she’s opulent

[coast-modern]

BEJEWELED

[a-night-in-wonderland]

[mecha-moira]

Please remember that nearly all of the kids dialogue was unscripted.

[explorerrowan]

Also, she’s right.