Defenestration 101

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[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[flanneldragon]

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

[flanneldragon]

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

[valtsv]

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[s-u-w-i]

Just Stephen braiding Jack's hair, featuring the famous floral dressing gown ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bloodgulchblog]

halo fans in 2006 were fighting the weirdest battles you never heard of

[ordr]

[galway-bae]

seeing the negative response to the first look at the carrie adaptation from my very worst enemy mike flanagan (lol and also yay) and wishing and hoping so so hard that people go back and reappraise his hill house adaptation and realize that it's been utter shit all along. this could be huge for me personally

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[honorculture]

[elizabethofthepasture]

twin peaks sampler is complete!! now I need to stitch it actually… hopefully it won’t take 1000 years.

I would like to stitch a sample before putting it on kofi, but I can make it available ASAP if there’s a lot of interest!

[galway-bae]

oh anyway, quarterly life update post. things I have done this year so far:

- ruined every hobby I have by becoming important at my job against my will

- got engaged

- finally (mostly) fixed my wrist :)

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[galway-bae]

I've been playing minecraft again. did not realize the pillagers spawn continuously unless you block their spawn area somehow, my condolences to my little minecraft guy

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[aflo]

/r/CheetahTooHigh

[jinx88kc]

lunchables / TVdinner