me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
the hardest time i’ve ever laughed was when i tried to read “pooh’s adventures of me” out loud to my friends in a mcdonald’s i remember crying laughing for like 3 solid minutes trying to read it
no, you see, it’s all about the order you do the crimes in!
stealing things then setting them on fire: larson
setting things on fire then stealing them: arseny
Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍
Shakespeare:
2019:
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“:(” in all caps
me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:
One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.
The Punk/Emo divide was clear even in the time of Shakespeare.
Minecraft and his dog
Minecraft and his dog
Minecraft and his dog ..
Minecraft and his Dog. ..
Minecraft
Minecraft and his Dog
i did buy this. i long to understand it.
I want to understand the use of a gun as a letter.
How the fuck did I miss that??
hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?
oh NO
me when the jeopardy clue is some stupid fact of life to the average 20 something college student pop culture thing like "what series is pikachu from” but im the only 20 something college student in the room
jeopardy:
me, with all the intensity of a hawk swooping in on a mouse:
. ∧,,,∧ ( ・ω・) I like minecraft pufferfish! ( つ旦O と_)_)
∧,,,∧ ( ・◎・) slrrrp ( ゙ノ ヾ と_)_)
∧,,,∧ ( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like nausea II… ( つ旦O と_)_)
∧,,,∧ ( ・ω・) ( つ O. __ と_)_) (__()、;.o:。 ゚*・:.。 _ _ ξ (´ `ヽ、 __ ⊂,_と( )⊃ (__()、;.o:。 V V ゚*・:.。
im gonna scream this is a park near my house
reading this w the exact same intonation as “found a snail… effervecent”
“walking around your room in circles talking to yourself pretending you’re a youtube video essayist/guest star on a talk show presenting and discussing your niche interests and opinions” moodboard
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