Monkeys chasing butterflies

A collection of elaborate euphemisms cleverly disguised as things a suspiciously named Swede find interesting.

[kitsunde]

4.7.18

Project manager should be accountable for delivery of all commitments and dependencies.

As long as the rest of the company doesn't have to comply we're good.

[securityreactions]

UK government proposing a 'license to hack' people theyre investigating

[devopsreactions]

How you were coding 3 years ago

by @uaiHebert

[piecomic]

[kitsunde]

Tumblr really nailed this recomended post.

[kitsunde]

Favorite music video.

[thecodinglove]

Before working on old legacy code

/* by Domas */

[nodejsreactions-blog]

When I catch my co-workers dissing my JavaScript style

[nodejsreactions-blog]

When the new guy starts writing in CoffeeScript

by @codedependant

[iraffiruse]

[kitsunde]

Ah nostalgia

[thecodinglove]

When the server crashes during my lunch break

/* by Don Billbo */

[kitsunde]

The perils of being the darklord.

[kitsunde]

Just the best thing ever.

[textfromxcode]

Editor functionality “temporarily” “limited” because SourceKitService is “freaking out, man”.

rdar://19861046

[thecodinglove]

Senior developer showing a new technique

/* by Evgeni Raev */

[devopsreactions]

Using "cat" instead of "tail"

by donttrustcats

[kitsunde]

HAHA Perfect reaction gif.

[thecodinglove]

When my boss sends me to a boring meeting

/* by Cyrus McDugan */

[thecodinglove]

When the new guy asks where is our app's documentation

/* by Omnomnom*/