#certifiedgreenkisser

cinnamon/papaya | 28 | cat thing | robot | it/he | taken | selfshipper (mirrorsharing) | plural autist freak | english/deutsch | pro doing whatever you want forever in fiction | 18+ only please and thanks!! no official dni but if i hate your vibe im blocking you immediately

[kitten-karnage]

please help me get my boyfriend out of an abusive home

hello , i'm here on behalf of my boyfriend @deaddovedandelion , e-begging with the hope that i can help it get out of the shitty situation its in. i know its going to make its own post , but i'm hoping double the posts means double the traction .

the long and short of it is that it is in a terrible household and is suffering with mental disabilities and chronic fatigue that makes it difficult for it to work consistently , and on top of that the job market is fucked anyway so its practically impossible to even get a job in the first place. the ideal is to be able to get it over to my state so that it can come live here with us and finally be in a better , safer environment where it doesn't have to struggle so much. i want to be able to help more , but the distance makes it hard combined with severe disability and burnout that results in my struggling to work much. i don't make enough money to help quickly or easily , so i am turning to here. it severely hurts me to see it suffer , and it would be really great if we could get it to my state so it no longer has to .

for each donation , i will do either traditional doodles or small canvas pixel brush doodles of an oc or a blorbo or whatever your heart desires ! the doodles will not be insanely high effort , but i promise they'll be cute ! i can draw anything including furries and mecha :) just dm me here with proof of donation and let me know what you want and i'll do it !

^ art examples of the styles of doodles i'd be doing for donations ^

cashapp: $kittenkarnage

venmo: @kittenkarnage

paypal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/soffblossoms

i am setting a tentative goal of $2500 ! this is subject to change but seems ok for now .

please reblog if you can't donate !

EDIT: it made its gofundme , please check this out !!

Donate to Help Dandelion Move to a Safe and Loving Home, organized by Leah Simpkins

Hello! I'm Dandelion, a genderqueer bisexual that is mentally disabled and… Leah Simpkins needs your support for Help Dandelion Move to a Sa

[dogtoks]

[higglety]

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[rabbitkinglune777]

that one meme

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

also important: I've gotten hate for expressing myself like this as a transmasc person but honestly I won't stop being myself and also won't stop being very sexually confident in myself and traits. I feel like other trans ppl especially transmascs know they can do what makes them happy

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[bit-roots]

woims

[therekinperson]

Yeah i remember this scene vividly

[electrofloat]

who just chudding around rn

[iamthekaijuking]

This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good

They’re all nonbinary

There’s an entire section of just among us VR

The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show

There’s a 12 Angry Men bit

Most of the crewmates hate capitalism

There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths

The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off

Absolutely dumb visual gags

There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked

During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen

And all of it is just played completely fucking straight

[arrowsneo]

Red is a freak

[arrowsneo]

I’m ooc and I’m free

[kompot505]

can someone please fucking tell me how you draw among us i literally never did i never learned how PLEASE

[potatobugz]

NOTE: AMONG US SHOW SPOILERS

my fun what if scenario where nothing bad happens ever! ^_^ (Part 2)

(part 1 here)

[yuroilover]

green.. green what are you doing....

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

[hallowed-axolotl]

thought about tomodachi life too hard and realized that people being shocked by the lack of filters in a single-player game they own with their own money is actually cartoonishly messed up. we've grown so used to everything being filtered and not being able to do anything even remotely un-family-friendly in single-player games that being able to make the miis say fuck is a monumental occasion. insane.

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[flagellant]

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business: