A Little Bit of Daylight

It's been a wild ride, and unfortunately I'm not getting off any time soon.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

[ironwoman359]

Megamind

[memewhore]

[batsandboba]

trying to eat healthy with adhd is like i have eaten nothing but mac and cheese for two days straight so today i ate a giant bowl of plain spinach

[rhythmlessgay]

Elon Musk bankruptcy arc, likes charge, reblogs cast.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

Bonk this motherfucker with another lawsuit

[robboybot]

The USA dying in a glue trap

(I just did my taxes)

[valtsv]

at the aquarium and they have a goth nemo (clark's anemonefish)

[valtsv]

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[thewanderingace]

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

[lesbiskammerat]

what're you getting treatment for?

[la-laborista-republiko]

[chilewithcarnage]

shawty got that...*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I'm supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.

[animentality]

[towerofglass]

[catchymemes]

[the-cimmerians]

[beardconnoisseur]

#listen it’s not real until the destiel meme says its real and IT’S! HAPPENING!

[apas-95]

the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[realanimalfacts]

13. A giraffe’s neck is so long because a snake got in there and fuuuuuck it loves eating leaves.