Oh Lord, heal this bike

Demisexual, Transboy. Horror blog: https://everything-horror.tumblr.com/ Video game blog: https://keyblade-master-shepard.tumblr.com//

[happyroadkillart]

🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅

[heatandapathy]

[mysharona1987]

Happy Independence Day!

[georgedontdothat]

July 4th PSA

[fullcravings]

Red Velvet Cheesecake Cake

[theonion]

[fullcravings]

The Best Cherry Pie Recipe (Homemade Pie Crust)

[prickly-porcupine-memes]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Are you a trans woman living in the US? Do you have complicated feelings around celebrating the 4th of July this year because the country is actively trying to kill you?

May I suggest instead doing what I do every year? One of my oldest and best friends was born on the 4th, she’s a badass trans woman and every year she throws a party to end all parties where we celebrate her, instead of this genocidal imperialist capitalist hellscape.

[scavengedluxury]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ellohcee]

Sorry I want to make these as original posts instead of responding to asks but anon if you’re out there this is your suggestion of 💫👾🟪, thank you!

[memeuplift]

[monamoni]

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[the-muppet-joker]

Alright, I'm finally done being shown visions by the various Spirits of Dashcons Past, Present, and Future. APPARANTLY, when I was killed in my duel last year, my restless soul which has been tethered to the ballpit (leaving me a husk of my former self), has become a Jost (Joker Ghost), and has been viciously haunting the people and clowns behind the Dashcon 2 experience. I am unable to attend Physical Dashcon (the Jost will destroy me on sight), so the only way I can stop it is by presenting a panel at Virtual Dashcon. This twisted ritual should HOPEFULLY bring some peace to my stupid unbound soul. LE SIGH!

Anyway, if any of you wish to observe my Very Sinister Arcane Ritual, feel free to purchase tickets for Virtual Dashcon. My panel will obviously be the Muppet Joker's Quiet Sock Puppet Craft Corner, but in addition to that there will be plenty of other virtual panels to put your eyeballs on as well as video footage of the Physical Happenings of Real Dashcon, including yet another violent execution. When will it be enough blood, Dashcon? When will the ballpit be satisfied?

[dashcon-two]

…I was wondering why the Spirit of DashCon 2 was so MIA since the con