[3.28.2016] @kittensauce - Tumblr Blog

Everybody pause your discussions about white men in androgynous clothing for a second and look at Ranveer Singh, a brown bollywood actor absolutely SMASHING it in these outfits for Vogue India

Hes wearing a whole dress with BANGLES if yall cant tell

Things he did?That

Just look

Amazing

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i’ve been playing sims 4 because my sleep schedule got backwards and i need to loop and there’s no better way for it to suddenly be five hours later than playing the sims

(i prefer sims 3 but sims 3 is more engrossing and i want to catch up on podcasts instead of creating an interesting sims narrative so sims 4 it is)

i made a new game because i wanted to see how many gens deep i could get, and i realized that without the seamless neighborhood you basically need to have as few people in your household as possible if you ever want to go anywhere, otherwise one sim will go to the museum and they’ll come home and everyone is asleep in the yard for some reason and all the appliances are broken

so i get my sim a girlfriend but then when she finally seals the deal, this girl changes into this before getting into bed

and THAT’S when i discover that she doesn’t have the custom gender settings to get my sim knocked up. but by this point i’m invested and i don’t want my girl to have spent all this time seducing a furry for nothing, so i cheat and edit her gender and my sim is finally pregnant. her furry hookup keeps calling at three in the morning but my sim doesn’t answer.

my pregnant sim finds a nasty stray dog outside and ends up adopting it at which point i discover that you can’t control dogs anymore. remember when you could control your pets? get your pet a job and whatnot? yeah, none of that. that might have been sims 2, actually. anyway now there’s a dog, whatever, maybe her future daughter will like poor Mister Mojo.

except THEN she has TWINS and i did not!! do anything!!! to influence twins!!!! i wanted one girl! my sim is now a single mom with twins and a dog living in a one bedroom on an artist’s salary.

i don’t give a shit about the son because i want this line to be matrilineal so i give him the ‘angelic’ trait in the hopes that this will let me ignore him more. it backfires immediately and he is now my sim’s favorite because he never throws tantrums, unlike his sister, who wants to learn everything but also never be taught. boy baby spends a lot of time with the dog while his sister screams.

not long after they grow up into kids, the dog up and dies. i probably should have seen this coming. death shows up to claim mojo, and everyone comes together to witness the claiming of his dog soul, and the heir to the family line brings her salad with her.

for like ten minutes everyone stood in the front hall wailing while death claimed this dog, and she just stood there eating her salad, watching her brother lose his shit because this dog raised him

after the dog dies i take a minute to deal with everyone’s grief and find a nice place for the urn or whatever, and do you know what i saw in the kitchen when i was done

????

i don’t know what she said to him but he left a little while later. also she’s mastered the violin. i don’t know where this family can even go from here. i feel like we peaked at gen 2.

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hey julianne? quick question

what the fuck

i mean i guess your brother is happy but like… what did you say to death

what did you do

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julianne, eating her salad while the family cries over the dead dog: “dude. chill. I’ll have a talk with death see what we can do” *proceeds to have a fiddling battle with death where she gains mastery over the fiddle and her dog’s soul*

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don’t u ever come near me or my son again

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Carl Bloch - In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

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I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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What kind of award can this get submitted for

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By: @ditpict

Instagram: @animalwoonz

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The latest minecraft update looking DOPE

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this is cute

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my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

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listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

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When the DM says something like “The room appears to be empty” or “so you touch the object?”

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Fun DM tip: always do that. Even if it really is empty or nothing will happen. Really helps curb meta gamming and can get some funny reactions. My favorite is asking how they open the door or asking “so you just stand in front of it and open it normally” then suddenly they’re trying to describe a totally abnormal way of opening a door that doesnt involve them being in front of it