BY OUR MALICE COMBINED

Beau/Queer not lgbt/Genderfluid/>18 Pronouns fluctuate, default to it/its. Life is a puzzle and I will have solved it when I construct a post that makes everyone on tumblr block me. Icon is Lappland from arknights. Lappy :)

[everyones-beau]

so basically, the plan moving forward is:

i cannot die

i cannot be killed

i am going to eat your teeth

hope this helps!

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

opp thought he could outsmoke me, i introduced him to the fog of war

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

they wanna talk money with me like the dow jones doesnt shift five percent every time i take a shit

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

simon belmont cant do shit to me with that whip. ill blow his head clean off with the taurus from fifty feet away

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call her the fruit roll up the way she left it long flat and red

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

took so many benadryl i lost access to conscious thought and intention. living through pink oblivion, moving like bacteria

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

ive fucked things you cant find on google. ill google things you cant find on google and fuck my computer's disc drive while lookin at the "no results" page. ill fuck just about anything son

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i was at ground zero on nine eleven. couldnt see shit through my balenciaga sunglasses. a 3 ton piece of rubble fell on me and bounced off my head, woke up in the crematorium screaming LET ME OUT! needless to say every establishment involved received a one star yelp review and no continued business

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

ill shoot just about anybody for just about any reason. i just love killing. i love killing people! i fucking love it man

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she got that ipod touch pussy

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

last guy to fuck with me got the shrink ray. still got him in my front pocket just to hear his screams. feed him one cheerio a week

[juan-republic]

You need to give him an orange slice or something too else he'll develop scurvy

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

what can i say, i love to watch em wither

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

last cop to step to me got turned into a beef wellington. fed him to my dog

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

i can hear the whirring of a distant machine, somewhere out in the mojave. it's telling me i need to get that MONEY

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

every hour on the hour im shooting hot loads on accident. zero arousal, no erection, no frills, just straight ropes for no reason.

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

he said the dope wasn't pure enough, so i held him down under the water and watched my specially trained catfish warriors suck him stupid till his ears blew smoke and he passed away

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

the world is my oyster and im fuckin it raw, lookin for pearls

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

got so much cheese im running wisconsin's economy into the dirt