Beautiful Madness

☆Mariane ☆ 20☆ USA ☆ Brazilian☆ Follow back ♡

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[tboydivision-deactivated2022091]

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

[endofdayz]

[arcanebond]

sext: i want to be good for your mental health

[z-ehir-deactivated20200203]

Sometimes you need to stop seeing the good in people and start seeing what they show you

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Mfs will always let you know exactly who they are

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[bae-in-maine]

Ok. Wow. That is an excellent point.

[femaleintimacy-deactivated20210]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[fvckpvssy]

Ig: @xstargirll

[goawfma]

priorites

[zodiac--signs]

Virgo Sun + Capricorn Moon

[zodiac--signs]

Key Phrase: Continuous Improvement

Remarkable Traits: Rational. Patient and willing to wait if necessary to reach their goals. Able to follow plans diligently. Disciplined. Interested in anything constructive. Forthright. Focused.

Dark Side: Closed-off and doesn't trust easily. Self-critical, pessimistic, insecure. Might be too lucid. Doesn't know how to deal with feelings. Sarcastic.

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[toastbutteregg]

[h0odrich]

What r u mixed with

my mom and my dad

[archbudzar]

(C.B)(7.24.18)

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[the-inspiring-quotes]

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok