Thwomp Queen

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo SwitchBlade Pins made by PoppePins

[despazito]

banished for poop related crimes

[funnelcloudd]

Would you like to file a report

[despazito]

who are you

[amazoogle]

you're telling me the devil         these eggs

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[lesbx]

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

[lesbx]

artist rendition of an event that happens nightly

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Violet/purple prickly pear. 🌵🌿💜

[1eos]

old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead

[1eos]

republicans: god would NEVER send an illness to kill humanity

god in the bible once a month:

[inkskinned]

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

[hugsfromdad]

My sister just sent me this and im screaming

[touhoureal]

[despazito]

[andyouwillneverleave]

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

[despazito]

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

[transbb]

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

[ratparkprince]

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen

[calliopeoracle]

magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.

fox: watch me.

[wanderingnelipot]

To all the people worried about the fox in the comments….he’s fine, just tripping balls. 😂

[dorian-v-gaye]

So the magpie is daring him to hit an entire blunt in 12 seconds. I getcha now.

[unbotheredmuse]

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[lfeellike]

dentist: open up pls

me: i get sad sometimes