for the ones who can't sleep

the moon is full 🌕 full is the moon

[hugsfromdad]

okay, here's my biggest dumbtake:

The "Mason's Secret" that you learn once you ascend to the highest rank of the Mason's is this:

Also the secret in the Bible that the Papacy has been doing according to their 1000 year cult plan:

And also the lesson Jesus was trying to teach this whole time:

And I think the interpretation through the prophetess Ellen G. White-washed is part of how the corporation-cult Seventh-Day Adventists know but also have missed???:

Have a LITERAL stone foundation. With a way to have a safe fire in there, and a well.

THATS IT

FOR BACK THEN?!?!

THAT'S AS GOOD AS FREE, ETERNAL LIFE.

LITERALLY you have the easiest, cost affective, basically free-life.

Sure, you have to be monetarily wealthy to have a *nice* home, but you otherwise don't actively bleed money to have the essentials of life:

safe: shelter • water • fire

No questions asked.

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Now the Biggest *high take of that* Dumbtake??:

The Bible could be misinterpreted to *maybe* drop coded hints to some form of literal magic in the constellation of specific stones in the foundation or garment. This is taken from about a literal specific stone foundation for The New Jerusalem--a perfect paradise heavenly city. Like, you can actually harness mystical powers when you have a certain constellation of precious metals/stones.

I think the specific stone constellation is spoken about in the Bible, and interpreted by Ellen G. White for the Seventh-Day Autism church who instead of being a pagan cult that adopted the spell book of the Bible and have been using it to capture riches and power, they were like "yeah, duh, it's a metaphor. The gift of eternal life is apparently free if you read jesus' words literally"....... But then missed the part where jesus was basically a socialist and was basically saying "heaven = a place where there is enough for everyone, and we all just share it peacefully with each other".....?!? And here we are, all aware that there is literally enough safe shelter, fire, and water for everyone to have that, AND FOOD AND CLOTHING AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE COMFORTS OF LIFE, and all it is is hiding behind a paywall of, just, literal... Greed?? Like wow.

So, TLDR:

Have a *literal* stone foundation under your shelter, make sure the shelter is the 5 allies safe for all within, have a clean well inside, and lastly a way to have a safe fire, and YOU TOO CAN SAVE 100% OR MORE WHEN YOU SWITCH FROM ANY OTHER HOUSE PLAN TO: JESUS'S ALL-ENCOMPASSING HOMEBUILDING GUIDE

...the Bible was just a mixture of mythology from history of a certain family of people who kept incredible records of their people's belief system throughout history and then this socialist dude came about and was all like "free love and free housing and food and warmth and water for everyone from me and my rich daddy" and then this mixed history got co-opped by European Men and turned into religious business/world domination venture.

Like I said, my biggest dumbtake that I kinda actually believe

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[torstherapy]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

I keep laughing at this screencap I took of a comment in the world cup subreddit btw

[alexaloraetheris]

Because I'm a biologist and a complete freak, I sometimes amuse myself thinking about like a super ultra advanced alien race that 'conquers' our planet, but instead of being all 'War of the Worlds' about it, they aren't even conquering, as far as they're concerned. There are no inteligent life forms on this planet, after all, just little animals, and they're clearly on the endangered species list. A perfect place to study rare wildlife on an untouched planet.

So there's an alien research station in space. Humanity's worst attempts to destroy it amount to a bear turning over the trash can. Aliens occasionally abduct people and return them with a clean bill of health and an ankle bracelet. It takes them forever to figure out those bracelets are screwing with their data because humans who carry them are curve-wreckingly popular.

Disaster strikes somewhere, I dunno, Japan, and there's an uptick in abductions, but of people stuck in collapsed buildings, and yeah the giant octopus tree that looks straight out of Call of Cthulhu is scary but it's also using tech you can't even comprehend to find survivors and teleport them out of the rubble. You see humans with absolutely 100% deadly injuries wisked away and a good number of them even return. There is now a new consent form specifying if rescuers can take you to the aliens, because they will probably try to save you but if they can't your family will never get your body back. You decide if your life or your body is more important.

Little by little, pragmatism wins out. The aliens aren't attacking, but they ARE abducting and doing weird tests. But the survivors mostly return unharmed with a Big Mac in hand and a weird piece of tech. There have been less valid excuses to miss school. The aliens are clearly researching humanity just as much as we are researching them, and until communications are established this status quo isn't the worst.

Ofc, then one of them actually attacks. Knocks the statue of liberty clean off. The military starts to deploy fast, and even wounds the attacker a lot, but before they can shoot the second missle it bounces. And it turns on the shooter. Every military person in the attack dies, suddenly and through means you cannot comprehend. The other aliens whisk the attacking one away. Construction materials appear as if in apology, but that's it.

The attacker was a hooligan who thought destroying wildlife was fun, and ran into something they can't handle. But even if the bear is perfectly within its rights to defend its territory, the ranger will atill have to shoot it to save the stupid brat, and hope the idiot learned their lesson.

But the bear is still dead. And the forest critters who had just started getting used to the ranger are now having second thoughts.

But the abductions continue. There are no hooligans for a while. And what else can you do? This is your home, but if the invaders really want to take it, what can you do?

So you try to stay out of their way, if you are in some serious trouble and your chances are already less than 50/50, maybe you seek them out. Sometimes they help. Sometimes they don't.

And sometimes the abductees catch glimpses of something that looks like it might have been human once, but eyes and skin all wrong, speaking incomprehensibly, and rubbing its head on the alien's 'knees'.

You go home to your dog and try not to think about it.

[alexaloraetheris]

THE REVIEWS ARE IN!

And now let me bliw your mind: Alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, the one madman brave enough to go bother human wildlife in Australia.

[lamaenthel]

ten-foot octopus tree holding me by the scruff of my neck after plucking me from my car:

ç̷͙̞͓̳͙̭͖̞͇̝̓̎̎͛͗̿̃̏̒̑͝r̸͇̠̲̩̩̟̞̥̫̗̞̟͇̭̼͉̈͗̔̑̓̿̓̕͜ȉ̶̧̛̛̩͔̠͖̝͎̘̝͔̖̜̅̆͆̌͊̑͂͒͠ͅk̵̰̟͋̋̈̈͗ę̴̹̟͓͎̖̑̈́̎̕͠ȳ̴̛͇̯̝̲̠̼̮̯͗͛̏́̔͜͜ ̷̼̳̰͖̃̅̈́͐̿́̂͝w̶̨̬͚̝̦͖̟̱̉̌͐̿͆̀̀̿̅̿͌̃̚͜h̶͈̪̰͈͎̍͂̕a̶̢̝̳̠̓͐̈́͐̆̀̽̀̎̾̑͝ͅţ̶̹̣͙͚̬̩̥͌̉͋̽̄̊̚ ̷̗̠̩̻̮̞̒̈́̏̿̏̌̈́͑̒͑́͘͜͝ͅå̵̡̧͔͚̖̜̦̬̥̻̭̂́̀̓̍͛̄͐̃͆̕̚͝͝ ̴̡̨̤̰̺̻̪̞̬̼͛̈͠b̶̛̛̻̳̫͙̩̪̲̲̫̱͉̺̂͊̉̅̓̎́̽̾̈̊̉̈́̕͠ͅe̷̢̲̣̻̝̯͙͔̜̭̻͕͛̓a̷̖͓̥̯̝̥̙̺̥̺̫̹͛̀͆̎̋̊̒̅̚̕͝u̷̻̟̣͕̪͍͇̼̭̜̝̲̞͓̗̽̈́̅̈́̂̇̒͠ͅt̴̘̩͎͓̰͍́̐̂̂́̂͗̒̏̑̀̈̓͊̚͝y̵̛̠͉̠̲̥͋͌́̀͆ ̵̨͍͈̳͕̱͋͗͌́̔̾̽̄͆́̇

[elvenferretots]

Remember, just because you can run that fast when a tiger is chasing you, doesn't mean you should be expected to run that fast. Or that it's okay for you or anyone else to set a tiger loose on you to get things done faster.

Humans can do incredible things under threat. That does not mean that panic is a good thing for you or your body in the long run.

[folkloor]

one of the best portrayals of love loyalty and devotion comes from a 2012 procedural americanized adaptation of sherlock holmes btw

[hugsfromdad]

[hugsfromdad]

I think it's time for rebecca black to release:

Sunday

[hugsfromdad]

HAPPY SEVEN YEARS ON T TO ME. It was so worth it.

[stars-bean]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[alatarielqueen]

April 25th

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so funny when someone goes from being a lesbian to being a bisexual trans guy bc it’s like ok so the attraction to men was there but you had to make your way through the labyrinth and solve the riddles three before it could be unlocked

[cock-holliday]

I know this post was probably meant more comically than analytically BUT

As a genderfluid person this makes complete sense to me because the men I dated who saw me as a man were a whole different experience to the men I dated who saw me as a woman. Misogyny is absolutely a factor, but there was/is something very special to me about attraction from sameness.

Gay men liked things about me that straight women didn’t. That straight men didn’t. Typically, gay men enjoyed the things that made me different to what society expected of men. Which…undoubtedly also appeals to trans men. And is also especially gender-affirming.

It’s what I liked about dating gay women versus straight women. The things they liked about me were often what society does not find womanly or to be the “correct” way to be a woman.

It makes absolute sense to me to be repelled to the way cishet men go about dating, only to find acceptance and attraction among men who like men who aren’t the societal expectation of Man.

So these people like men but either did not like the way straight men date (me either) and/or were viewed extremely in the lens of a WOMAN dating men, which understandably is dysphoric and probably makes the subject feel even more disconnected to men.

[crybabysatan]

Can relate as a binary trans guy who was a cis lesbian beforehand. I knew the attraction to men was there and I wrongfully assumed it meant solely physical attraction to men, while I primarily dated and had romantic relationships with women. And yeah so like. The women I dated were mostly butches like me and what I most loved about being in sapphic relationships was the gender nonconformity of it all. It made me euphoric in a way I had *no idea* was tied to gender until my late twenties. All I knew was I couldn’t be with somebody who refused to use handsome instead of pretty and there were. So many people willing to do that, that I just never questioned why that felt better. It wasn’t until I figured out I was trans(and simultaneously so did my ex boyfriend who was my ex gf/best friend at the time….and is not an ex anymore……and is my husband….😅) that I realized no I’m pretty much just incredibly queer, had trust issues(halfway related), and I specifically only crave attention from people who see me and treat me like a man. So yeah slid right down that pipeline tbh. Left my shoe on it even.

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]