for the ones who can't sleep

the moon is full 🌕 full is the moon

[hugsfromdad]

HAPPY SEVEN YEARS ON T TO ME. It was so worth it.

[stars-bean]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[trynot-moved]

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[alatarielqueen]

April 25th

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so funny when someone goes from being a lesbian to being a bisexual trans guy bc it’s like ok so the attraction to men was there but you had to make your way through the labyrinth and solve the riddles three before it could be unlocked

[cock-holliday]

I know this post was probably meant more comically than analytically BUT

As a genderfluid person this makes complete sense to me because the men I dated who saw me as a man were a whole different experience to the men I dated who saw me as a woman. Misogyny is absolutely a factor, but there was/is something very special to me about attraction from sameness.

Gay men liked things about me that straight women didn’t. That straight men didn’t. Typically, gay men enjoyed the things that made me different to what society expected of men. Which…undoubtedly also appeals to trans men. And is also especially gender-affirming.

It’s what I liked about dating gay women versus straight women. The things they liked about me were often what society does not find womanly or to be the “correct” way to be a woman.

It makes absolute sense to me to be repelled to the way cishet men go about dating, only to find acceptance and attraction among men who like men who aren’t the societal expectation of Man.

So these people like men but either did not like the way straight men date (me either) and/or were viewed extremely in the lens of a WOMAN dating men, which understandably is dysphoric and probably makes the subject feel even more disconnected to men.

[crybabysatan]

Can relate as a binary trans guy who was a cis lesbian beforehand. I knew the attraction to men was there and I wrongfully assumed it meant solely physical attraction to men, while I primarily dated and had romantic relationships with women. And yeah so like. The women I dated were mostly butches like me and what I most loved about being in sapphic relationships was the gender nonconformity of it all. It made me euphoric in a way I had *no idea* was tied to gender until my late twenties. All I knew was I couldn’t be with somebody who refused to use handsome instead of pretty and there were. So many people willing to do that, that I just never questioned why that felt better. It wasn’t until I figured out I was trans(and simultaneously so did my ex boyfriend who was my ex gf/best friend at the time….and is not an ex anymore……and is my husband….😅) that I realized no I’m pretty much just incredibly queer, had trust issues(halfway related), and I specifically only crave attention from people who see me and treat me like a man. So yeah slid right down that pipeline tbh. Left my shoe on it even.

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm sorry, I don't speak Australian.

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[narutwitter]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[kair0s-in-space]

[hugsfromdad]

why can't I just send this post to a modeling agency and get a job?

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[conversation16]

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

[conversation16]

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

[tanadrin]

I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.

[cryptotheism]

Some Uzbek digging a canal: “Oh fuck yes a free pot. This rules.”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[snailspotter]

[luminarai]

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

[luminarai]

Quick artist’s rendition

[luminarai]

HOW did this get this many notes in less than 24 hours?????

Also, in case anyone was worried, rest assured mim the local void is missing no meals

[infectiouspiss]

they swabbed my fucking dildo the lady at the airport reached down into my bag and fiddled with something (opened the little bag it's in) before raising her eyebrows and swabbing it for drugs/explosive residue that's my dildo you can't just do that

[psych-is-the-name]

im screenshotting this for future use. i dont know in what context, but i can feel it in my pussyheart that i will need it one day