hamster levels of self preservation

Extremely cold takes on many topics! This is sometimes a fandom blog. All of my posts are ok to reblog! Alex, 29, any pronouns. Previously @redrosesinc, spicy sideblog @kittycatomo

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[ihavedeclaredwaronthemoonxx]

he would slay every goose for his liege

[the-quiet-observer]

sometimes a family is two male business partners, a wealthy french socialite, a superhero and his sidekick, and a man with big feelings about the cold war, and a ghorse

[jadeinretrogrde]

no one can put words into combinations like zac oyama

[n1-adora-fan]

[tiredadventurer]

[elzorton]

Samalamadingdong

EDIT: tiny Sam pngs are in a reblog for all your needs

[kittycatalex]

Fed a cat squeezie tube popsicle to my boys today and could watch them make out with tongue accidentally

[kittycatalex]

Saw my friends on Friday and seeing them again today, my other friends tomorrow and on Tuesday I'm going on vacation with my partner and my awesome friends are looking after my cats yippiii

[kittycatalex]

Saw my friends on Friday and seeing them again today, my other friends tomorrow and on Tuesday I'm going on vacation with my partner and my awesome friends are looking after my cats yippiii

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[klapollo]

i actually think it's scary that we seem to be forgetting what regular human beings look like and that in some cases it's being deliberately accelerated by incels and their esoteric mythology of appearance now that they have the cultural microphone. it's scary that i can watch a movie from like 1991 and be like "oh if this woman was cast as a leading lady today it'd be a culture war outrage session about ugly women being shoved in our faces"

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[260khorsepower]

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation