dream big, love bigger.

My name is Tiffani, never call me Tiff. I love my five cats more than life itself. 3DS friend code: 3239-3860-6837 *THIS BLOG MAY POTENTIALLY BE TRIGGERING OR NSFW (ask to tag)*

[rapunzelie]

drinking black coffee is such a power move like i’m instantly intimidated by people who drink it black………………my coffee is usually the color my skintone by the time i’m done sweetening it lmao

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[lapfullofcatfur]

💤 little furface. 🐱😴

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

[wintercosmonaut]

War… War Never changes (.)

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[musinvenusian]

i cant

[fozzie]

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

[fozzie]

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[effinbirds]

[hyrude]

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.

water shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

food shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

healthcare shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.

[mmecolbert]

Happy Mother’s Day!

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[pastelparrotlet]

Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*

My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.

[ludaprilgate]

i’m always at least one of these screencaps, sometimes i’m all of them at once

[verybrightdarkness]

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