drinking black coffee is such a power move like i’m instantly intimidated by people who drink it black………………my coffee is usually the color my skintone by the time i’m done sweetening it lmao
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drinking black coffee is such a power move like i’m instantly intimidated by people who drink it black………………my coffee is usually the color my skintone by the time i’m done sweetening it lmao
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
💤 little furface. 🐱😴
god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit
War… War Never changes (.)
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
i cant
akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore
youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.
plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.
water shouldn’t be sold for a profit.
food shouldn’t be sold for a profit.
healthcare shouldn’t be sold for a profit.
any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.
Happy Mother’s Day!
god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman
god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked
Me: *going about my life, accomplishing normal life milestones*
My brain: There are castles for sale. In the European countryside. Buy one. Disappear. Adopt a flock of ravens. Become a local legend.
i’m always at least one of these screencaps, sometimes i’m all of them at once