I'm holding out for a hero

KITTY WILDE 15 • HOT BITCH • CHEERIO Hey there, weirdo stalkers. Any jokes about cats or "going wild" and you will know what I've learn from my course "how to kick in the balls very painfully". If you're looking for some trash porn blog, which are a lot on this site-get lost somewhere. If you're looking for a blog of a hot, mean cheerio girl-you've found exactly what you need.

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Sam: True. That's why we work so well as a couple. Just saying ;)

Sam: I like protecting my tiny but superstrong babe. It's my #1 hobby and probably future job :)

Sam: It IS the dirtiest dance I've ever seen. But no one could've done it better than you.

Sam: After a kiss? Never :)

Kitty: How did your favorite superhero say? Patience :p

Kitty: I like to think of you highly, so I think you deserve more than just becoming my bodyguard, maybe only as a part-time job

Kitty: Did you like it?

Kitty: Exactly, even through our hard times, I never rejected your kisses, it's like my kryptonite

Kitty: Actually you in general [UNSENT]

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Sam: I know, but I love you first. Don't argue on that. :)

Sam: Another reason to always protect you. ♥

Sam: I don't care! First of all, you don't have to know all that stuff and you don't have to be the only one working around the house. We'll learn together. :)

Sam: Private enough :)

Sam: And I know I will regret it. As close as we are, nothing's still official yet... :)

Sam: I dunno, would it be alright? I have to make sure because I don't wanna make you upset.

Kitty: I won't, we got each other covered eventually

Kitty: Protection feels way nicer when I feel your muscular shoulders and arms shielding me.

Kitty: At the end of the day there are people who you can hire to do it for you for money

Kitty: It's gonna be officially the dirtiest dance you've ever seen.

Kitty: Come on, we were flirting. Plus when was I ever upset about you kissing me.

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Sam: My job is to think about you first and then about myself later. That doesn't mean we wouldn't be together.

Sam: Am I? :) You're as crazy as I am.

Sam: It's okay, I'll ask my mom to teach me some recipes, so that you'll never starve.

Sam: I like both. And I like private :)

Sam: You know, it's true. It's been a while and seeing I can't get enough of your kisses this is getting frustrating.

Kitty: I know you love me, but you should love yourself too 💋

Kitty: But I gotta say it feels good to be under your protection

Kitty: Only about you [UNSENT]

Kitty: I won't starve anyway I can shake salads and use eat-n-out places, but I meant I wouldn't be a good girlfriend all cooking and cleaning and ironing. You chose a bad one.

Kitty: Mmmm how private do you like it? Cause I can make it really really dirty. You'll love it but will regret it also

Kitty: What stops you from going for it? ;)

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Sam: Lemme think about you first :)

Sam: I like that you liked it and still remember it ♥

Sam: How? I love you with every fiber of my heart and it's gonna stay that way, ESPECIALLY if we spend even more time together.

Sam: Why not? We'll live together one day and it's gonna be the two of us. And the pups of course :)

Sam: Mmhh, tell me more about bonuses :)))

Sam: I am. ♥

Kitty: Why choosing if you can think about us? Both...together...

Kitty: Of course I remember my future plan

Kitty: You're a crazy boy :p

Kitty: I think you should know my cooking magic ends at microwaving something

Kitty: Mmmm I might turn dance into more private at one point or ask you to join me...or both

Kitty: And the other - let's hint about the rule I'm about to break - we didn't kiss like for ages. It feels so wrong.

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Sam: Actually it's good good good THAT is mine 'cause it makes me lucky. But it's good good good nonetheless.

Sam: I don't want that to happen. I know how many cool things you have to do and become before that. And we had that future plan, right? Shoebox apartment and everything.

Sam: Never ever ever.

Sam: It's okay, I don't expect them to go live elsewhere just because I wanna be alone with you 24/7. I'll get us a nice home, one day, I promise. :P

Sam: Mmhh, how could I say no to such a nice proposal? I mean it's not just that it's dirty-ish, but watch you dancing? Babe, I'd love that.

Sam: And if I AM the lucky one you'll sit on my lap and I'll get to hug you :) ♥

Sam: How do you cheerleaders say it?

Sam: BRING IT ON? :)

Kitty: Cool things *we* have to do and become together.

Kitty: I like shoebox apartment plan, every part of it.

Kitty: You really wanna be alone just the two of us 24/7? Won't you get bored of me?

Kitty: Can't imagine there's gonna be a day we really gonna live together alone, but I believe your promise

Kitty: Boy, you're definitely gonna be lucky and maybe will get some bonuses ;)

Kitty: You can say you're gonna end up with a cheerio

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Sam: It's good good good for all the people you care about. Which is absolutely normal if you ask me.

Sam: :) villains are appreciated 'cause they always get knocked out.

Sam: Miss you too, babe.

Sam: Hope you know this never changes and I like all those things too.

Sam: I miss you like I miss air and we share the same space.

Sam: How crazy

Kitty: It's good good good good for you cause it's yours.

Kitty: The only way you can knock me is if you accidentally knock me up which I hope won't happen in high school.

Kitty: This school already had one blonde eggo preggo already.

Kitty: Never-never? Pinky promise?

Kitty: Okay, so we're not alone today *my parents can't be such bummers* but I have an idea for an hour before they come back.

Kitty: So I was listening to the new the Weeknd album and there's one slow deep tune which I'd want to dance to. The dance I have in my head is dirty-ish so I'm not gonna perform it in the dance club since it's a show only for one pair of eyes 👀

Kitty: You can watch if you want

Kitty: And if I'm lucky, maybe you can hug me after as I sit on your lap

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Sam: I'm sure deep down there is a good reason :))

Sam: And your heart is not black at all. I love your good good good heart

Sam: Do I? :)

Kitty: It's only good good good for you. And maybe Spence. Every villain of the story should have some favorites.

Kitty: Like every good guy has his antis.

Kitty: Yeah

Kitty: I miss you

Kitty: I know you're around, but like being with you

Kitty: Being able to touch you

Kitty: To kiss you

Kitty: Fooling around with you

Kitty: Naughty-ing around with you

Kitty: I think I want you back [UNSENT]

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It’s Christmas Time

Tagging: Sam Evans and Kitty Wilde

Timeframe: December 25th

Location: Kitty’s place

Notes: Despite their broken relationship, Sam and Kitty exchange sweet and thoughtful Christmas presents.

Trigger Warning: none

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Sam: I have my reasons. He's not a bad guy but we aren't best friends, that's all :)

Sam: Or it's just jealousy talking, but I don't despise him or hate him.

Sam: Ohh, so not a half. Got it.

Sam: Nice, because it's the truth.

Sam: You take my breath away even when you don't look at me, babe ♥

Kitty: You shouldn't give me any reason, I can't stand half of the school without any reason.

Kitty: If it's really jealousy - you have nothing to worry about, no one stands a chance next to you. My black black heart has only place for one boy

Kitty: You make so tempting to break the rules again

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Sam: Can't argue on that. Jake's not my favorite person after all.

Sam: I don't know?

Sam: You win over the entire world but if you wanna think it's only over a fictional character...

Sam: :) ♥

Kitty: Really? Why so?

Kitty: He's 50% white, 50% black in terms of etnithity and 100% jewish in terms of religion

Kitty: No, I take it back! I like over the entire world more

Kitty: You take my breath away every time you send me hearts, Sam 💋

Kitty: I still can't believe someone could love me for real [UNSENT]

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Sam: Then why does Jake have three halves?

Sam: I do describe you as passionately and even more. Peggy got nothing on you :)

Sam: You're my crush.

Sam: I know you won't :D

Kitty: Because Jake is an idiot

Kitty: Guess which one of three doesn't belong to others.

Kitty: I win over a fictional character, yay

Kitty: Wise move

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Sam: It'd be messed up if you thought I did it on purpose.

Sam: :) Half full glass is always more than half empty glass.

Sam: Now you're talking to yourself. I NEVER compared you to someone old. Peggy Carter is young and brilliant, accomplished and perfect. Eventually, she got old. Now, I'm not the best at school but that doesn't mean I compared you to her old self.

Sam: Sometime syou just go in flames for nothing :)

Kitty: Mathematically they're equal, that's why it's 2halfs.

Kitty: Wow, wish you ever described me as passionately as some random TV character.

Kitty: Guess I found my ex-boyfriend TV crush.

Kitty: I'll never look old

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Sam: Well, that was a real bummer.

Sam: I'm not gonna add anything.

Sam: At least it ended on a positive note. ♥:)

Sam: No, I called Peggy Carter ultra old, don't start saying "you said this and that" now :) 'cause I didn't imply anything here.

Sam: You always surprise me by the way.

Kitty: I know (or hope, at least) you didn't mean to do it.

Kitty: Who knew your positivity is contagious

Kitty: Still bitter you compared me to someone old. If we ever get married, NEVER imply I look old.

Kitty: That's good to know, I plan to keep it this way.

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Sam: :) It's up to you

Sam: I know it. ♥

Sam: And you know I never step down from promises

Sam: Considering Cap was put to sleep for 70 years I hope not to find you ultra old and to date you niece so yeah. Let's go live in the 1945.

Sam: HEY, it was a really good show, maybe it was time you surprised me with a hidden love for her.

Kitty: The jury is still out ;)

Kitty: Not to be a bummer, but you promised never to hurt me and look where we are.

Kitty: Okay, I'm gonna be positive and sappy and quote Drake, but considering our post break-up status, "started from the bottom now we're here".

Kitty: You just called future me ultra old? I'm gonna slap you Sam

Kitty: If it's time to surprise you with anything, i'd rather find other ways

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Sam: I never stopped considering you my babe :) Like that song.

Sam: Oh be my baby, I'll look after you. :)

Sam: I'm glad you know it.

Sam: Well you're another matter here, you're the best.

Sam: Nobody says we have to go through aaall the movies.

Sam: Plus, I dunno if you watched the tv show about her but she's AMAZING.

Kitty: Very tempting offer

Kitty: Of course I know it. Hope you know I'm with you not because of your looks either.

Kitty: You promised to watch Jaws with me.

Kitty: Can Agent Wilde be longer living comparing to her?

Kitty: And really? You think i'd watch a superhero something outside of Sammiverse? I only watch it with you

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Sam: You do?

Sam: I know you do. Bu stillll :) Good, so they're gonna be a surprise until we see it?

Sam: Ohhh. Nice :))

Sam: I dunno, then it seems like that is the only thing on my mind, maybe.

Sam: Exactly :) Just like my handler on twitter. But people don't get it.

Sam: Be my Peggy Carter.

Kitty: Yeah, there's a certain charm in it

Kitty: We'll watch and you'll choose which one you wanna try.

Kitty: No, I know you're with me not to get to my body or even because of my looks. So I won't change my mind if I hear that you want me at the right moment.

Kitty: I do

Kitty: Didn't she die?