ThatMythologyNerd

Hey! I like studying different mythologies, PJO, HoO, MCGA, ToA, and Kane Chronicles. And I Love Taylor Swift And Lydia the Bard

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I Will Fall In Love With You Over And Over Again, I Dont Care How, When, Or When. No Matter How Long It's Been, You're Mine! Don't Tell Me Your Not The Same Person, You're Always My Husband And I've Been Waiting....Waiting...Waiting...Waiting....Waiting...Waiting, oh!

For...you.

-Penelope. The Ithaca Saga.

Some People can't wait 5 minutes, she waited 20 years

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Odysseus: Sweetie, Penelope, I need to tell you about Circe

Penelope: oh that witch? What did you do?

Odysseus: I mightve...knocked her up?

Penelope: WHAT?! You know what? Atleast it was to get back to me

Odysseus: You know what, I'll tell you about Calypso tomorrow. *Runs*

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POV: that "just enjoy the show" Edit but based on Greek Mythology

Demeter: I want my daughter back

Apollo: I want my lovers back

Prometheus: I want my freedom back

Zeus: just enjoy the show!

Hephaestus: I want My Wife back

Aphrodite: I want Ares back

Odysseus: I want Polities back

Zeus: Just enjoy the show....

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Where Do Baby gods come from?

Aphrodite: Someone's balls Fell into the ocean and became a woman.

Vishnu and Shiva: Vishnu came out of Shivas ankle, and then Shiva came out of Vishnu's eyebrows.

Dionysius: Mom and Dad hugged... which burned the mom alive, so naturally, the father put the fetus in his thigh... which made the fetus immortal.

Huitzilopochtli: A ball of feathers Fell next to A woman, so naturally, a man popped out of her and killed all her other children.

Heimdall: Odin knocked up 9 different women, and they all gave birth to one boy.

Itztlacoliuhqui: a god got shot in the face.

Gaea, Nyx, Erebus & Tartarus: Chaos.

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POV: Every time The Oracle starts spouting Nonsense

Percy: Oracle, I believe Theres a prophecy I must hear

Oracle: I ain't saying what I saying that you think I saying, but if you think I'm saying what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, and imma say this, we're gonna leave it there.

Percy: Wut?

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Rhea *confused*: Kronos, have you seen our babies? And what's that strange thing your eating

Kronos: I ate them-

Rhea: WHAT THE-

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How I imagine Hera found out Zeus had eaten his consort and in results, his child

Hera: Zeus, have you seen Metis?

Zeus: Yes. Why?

Hera: where is she?

Zeus: *points to his stomach*

Hera: *confused*

Hera: *realising*

Hera: WHAT THE-

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Greek Mythology in one sentence: Apollo being gay while Zeus is unfaithful and Hera has a power trip daily, all while Smiting and Ruining the lives of mortals

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Annabeth: Stop pronouncing the "T" when you speak English, don't say Identify, say identify. *Says the second identify without a T so its Idenify*

Leo: British? Bri-ish

Nico: Tattoo! A-oo!

Annabeth: Stop That!

Piper: S-op ha?

Jason: twenty-twenty-two! Weny-weny-wo!

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shirts percy would wear

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Found This, so cute