kyryi's brainrot

no rhyme or reason, i really just spam reblog whatever latest hyperfixation i'm stuck on lol

[faetoasty]

Jon wick’s morning routine <3

[pebbleblot]

here’s the last of the meme redraws i’ve finished!!

closeups and og images under the cut!!

[zoltyx]

[apolladay]

Seems like a good day for Donald Trump to choke on a turkey bone.

[writing-prompt-s]

Telepathic aliens are used to having complete access to others' minds. When they first tried reading a human’s mind, they were violently expelled. When asked how the human managed this, he said "I just imagined punching you and it worked."

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[thebaldguy76]

I mean I show up and yell about comics and wrestling so yeah

[spellboundsardine]

@badjokesbyjeff

[badjokesbyjeff]

I show up occasionally to remind everyone that my sense of humor still hasn’t improved

[femmemushi]

I've been drawing more than usual lately so here's some stuff I've made :P

[faetoasty]

He kisses your booboo while in a..situation I suppose. Idk dumb idea.

[kittykyryi]

YES

[sillygoosedoodlez]

Jon Wick I love you, you're so funny

[joydoesathing]

more sapphicables doodles 🧡💙

[pemizart]

I love him and all but he should stick to being pretty

[saffron-seraph]

I’ve seen posts where the Homeowner appologizes to the ohjects in their house when they bump into them even before they get the glasses but consider: homeowner who calls objects baby and darling before they get the glasses. STAY WITH ME cause I do this and have for so long so play in the space with me.

Bumping into a door or accidentally slamming the fridge shut and saying, “Sorry darling.” The lights flicks and they go to the breaker box with encouraging, “You can do it beautiful, you got this,” as they try and get the power back on. Throwing something away and absentmindedly saying, “Thank you, baby,” to the garbage for taking their trash.

Then the dateviators come and they suddenly become so aware that they probably shouldn’t call people they barely know pet names so it all stops. One day they put on the dateviators to see a small crowd gathered looking a mixed between annoyed, worried, sad.

Bev: “Did we do something to upset you?”

Dorian: “You can be honest. We just want to know if you’re alright.”

MC: ?????

Cam: “It’s been weeks.”

MC: “Since???”

Freddy: “Well… you know, Cool Kid.”

Cam (pissed): “Don’t act like you don’t know, baby.”

Thats when it clicks that everyone misses the sweet nicknames and wants to be doted on again. Its cleared up that the MC isnt mad and was just trying not to be weird, but clearly should go back to calling everyone pet names.

Bonus is when they’re giving Cam trash with the dateviators on he will just stare afterwards and not tell them to leave until they give him a “Thank you, Baby” even tho they now know cam likes trash and should be thanking them. Doesn’t matter though cause the light flush on his face is worth it.

[39nfec]

when I’m drunk I gain 100 IQ and start making these it’s like a superpower

[cheolstrider]

so i've been playing date everything recently

[39nfec]

happy 1000 interactions on my drunk Date Everything text postings.. welcome to Shit(Faced) Posting 2 Electric Boogaloo pace and love Its my bedtime

[kissthem-forme]

Silly doodles 😛🫶

This is so stupid i love it

[emiscandyworld]

desk gang