So at our local library, we had a Sci-Fi/Fantasy festival and one of the things was an "Introduction to D&D". My 48-year, playing 28 years ass was not the target but I wanted to play and the DM was cool with it. There were only 6 pre-mades for the little one shot he was running and I told him that if someone who was more the target needed that space I would gladly step aside. 4 other people came into play all more the target demo if you will but hey no one needed my spot so we ventured forth and I had a lot of fun. Well the session finished up and I go find my wife and her best friend decided that any of the other panels I would have wanted to do I missed while playing so I went back to the D&D room and made it back for the second game and low and behold there is one space left so I grab the only pre-made left and it is the same human fighter I played in the game before, kismet I say. This crew is a little older and more experienced in D&D, one of them is even in the DM's home game. The DM changed up a little but the puzzles were the same so I stayed quiet as did the guy from the home game as he had used this puzzle there, hey he was running a one-shot for strangers why not recycle? I knew when the puzzle was solved a few giant spiders and a Drider would show up and the combat would begin. I waited till my character would know the Drider was there and THEN I began my masterplan. I began to insult Loth, At every turn and opportunity I would say something disparaging about the Spider-Queen. The DM decided I had pissed off the Drider so much he wanted to kill me first he was ignoring everyone else, so mission accomplished. The fight gets really going the giant spiders are dead so we are just working over my new best friend and he is frothing at the mouth telling me to stop insulting her, which I don't. The Sorcerer casts Gust of Wind and knocks my buddy out of the cabin we are fighting in the rogue hits with an arrow, I jump into the gust sword in front and run the Drider through the Warlock casts, you guessed it Eldreige Blast. I am still insulting Lolth The DM rolls a 1 and can't hit me. The Rouge hits with his arrow again. The Drider is down to one it is my turn I tell him that he failed her. I head-butt him killing him. Good game had fun.
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