Kittios

Kitty - 19 - England

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

As seen on reddit

[romcommunist]

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[liberalsarecool]

#LateStageCapitalism

[lady-writes]

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[xeptum]

[warandpeas]

Sock Puppet

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[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[lopunnlte-deactivated20150812]

when a southern person betrays u: betray’all

[lopunnlte-deactivated20150812]

i hate this post

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[fibonassi]

do u have a message for 25 year olds

[averagefairy]

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

[anexpansionlikegold-deactivated]

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

[sigilmilk]

You can’t hug a tree without touching all the rot it took to grow it.

[triviallytrue]

rooting for them to make it out of there

[theanti90smovement]

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

WOAH

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

LOVE my new bone

[bob-belcher]

Schmigadoon’s motto is “We always strive for peace and happiness”

[apoherm-deactivated20231020]

reviewsium I’m so sleepy today I had three cups of coffee already and it is still 3:15 pm 👌perfetto (and I watched Jungle Cruise for the third time, also)

[sapphic-havoc]

Really want to crochet myself a whole cardigan but I have the attention span of a fruit fly so I'm just gonna keep making beanies and flip flops for my cat I guess

[sapphic-havoc]

The aforementioned kitty flips 🥺