im not creative ;-; @kiwi-is-gone - Tumblr Blog

Fuck it im making a new tumblr

Why?

Just cuz

#im taking my @ with me tho i fucking like it #will prob be following same peeps prob not #who knows #im starting over #this is the star of smth new~#or however that song from hsm went idk #aight later nerds 😗✌#this account was dead anyways

campyvillain

im gonna become a minecraft youtuber so i can come out as gay and then fake my own death and have my other minecraft buddies swear up and down it was the governments fault so all the 13 year olds that watched me will march to the pentagon and kill every last official there with cardboard diamond swords

amenotamyrainnotcandy

"Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!"

Hidilyn Diaz won the first ever Olympic Gold Medal for the Philippines in the Women's 55KG Weightlifting category. 🥇🇵🇭

Congratulations!

She also now holds the Olympic record not just for individual lift of 127kg but also overall which is 224kg for the 55kg category.

enby-life

For anyone wondering if they’re faking right now:

Faking is a conscious decision. You can’t accidentally fake something, you would need to make the conscious decision “I am going to pretend to do this”

People who are faking will never wonder if they’re pretending or not, because they know that they are.

adhbabey

Also!!! Denial/Thinking you're faking it/thinking you're not real/etc. is a sign of dissociation. Like "oh this can't be happening" is a sign of emotionally distancing yourself from the situation.

And it's very common with neurodivergent people, like ppl with ADHD, to internalize that you're faking it, or it's not really that bad, or you are just lazy, etc.

Dismantle the idea that it's something wrong with you. These symptoms wont just disappear.

guerrillatech

futuremoji

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

futuremoji

#✌#what

fourthsanctuary

go sharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl (2005) kinnie go

clepsymdra-deactivated20210715

foolish stop giving vague favors to powerful people challenge!! this cannot end well for you

awesam "i won't take your son from you! won't put it in the contract though aha" dude and ran "i know how to deal with emotions" boo are not good people to have power over you!!

null-ifi3d

"You know what this reminds me of, Eret?" "What?" "It reminds me of us back in the day cleaning up that mess of a Wither Cult." "...What?"

januscadet

I really like the symbolism of Janus' name. The two-faces god, a constant duality between past and future, beginning and end, night and day.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm non-binary, but the image of the Roman god Janus is really appealing to me.

And as for the character ? Well, he's my favorite in Sanders Sides. And it says a lot, when you see how great are every characters on that show !

So, well, all of that to say that I did a drawing.

So, well, here it is ! Hope you like it. I try to play with the original imagery of the Roman god, while sprinkling Sanders Sides' symbols. For example, the two doors ; one directed to the Dark Side, the other to the Light.

For those who wants to use it as profil pic, here it is. You can use it if you like, but please, mention !

And do not repost without link or consent. Thank you ;)

callisto-lunee

Trainer Patton wants to battle!

(click to see clearly)

“oh, we’re running late to a contest! can we please make this quick?”

3/6 of the sides as pokémon trainers. look!! look at the tree! i spent more time on the background than i did on the characters… again.

i don’t remember how common this is, but i remember in one of the games, there was these contests and theater that you could enter your pokémon in. patton probably goes to these contests with his pokémon. i feel like he started getting into this because his pokémon wanted him to enter them though. they are all really competitive and get pretty upset if they ever fail, so patton makes sure to give them lots of snacks and reminds them that its alright to fail.

fun side thing, i’d imagine patton’s pokémon are all pretty strong, because if how competitive they are. like, they could probably take on professional trainers no problem, but since patton doesn’t want to be a proper trainer, they simply don’t.

please do NOT repost my art. reblogs are highly appreciated!

delimeful

logan is generally assigned “nonbeliever” in ghost/supernatural AUs, which is fair, however, please also consider:

pinkelotjeart

sweetest-honeybee

Boys will be boys

the-flowercrown-prince

I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky. Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this current global situation, it’s like there’s a boat stuck sideways in the Suez Canal. It’s like there’s a boat stuck in the Suez Canal. I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a boat stuck in the Suez Canal!

It’s never happened before, no one knows what the boat is going to do next, least of all the boat! It’s never been stuck sideways in the Suez Canal before, it’s as confused as you are!

There’s no experts. They try to find experts on the news. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw an old russian oil tanker near Africa.” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a russian tanker near Africa. This is a boat stuck sideways in the Suez Canal!

When a boat is stuck in the Suez Canal, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, “What’d the boat do?” The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “The boat drew a dick in the GPS before getting stuck in the canal.” I didn’t know it knew how to do that.

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the boat at all. You’re down on Tumblr like, “Hey, has anyone…” “Has anyone heard–” [imitating boat horn noises]

Those are those quiet days when people are like, “It looks like the boat is finally getting unstuck.” And then ten seconds later the boat is like, “I’m gonna ignore the effort of the tug boats and cost the global trade another billion of dollars. I’ve got a nice bow and the length of 4 football fields, I’m a boat!” That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking boat!

And then… Then… Then you go to brunch with people and they’re like, “There shouldn’t be a boat stuck sideways in the Suez Canal.” And it’s like, “We’re well past that!”

Then other people are like, “If there’s gonna be a boat stuck in the Suez Canal, I’m going to send ships around Africa like it's the 16th century!” And those don’t match up at all!

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the boat, and then, a mile away, the excavation team was like, “I have a small digger and I’m going to dig the boat out of the canal!” And before we could say anything, the boat was like, “If you even fucking look at the canal, I will crash my bow further into the coast. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can crash you with my bow, I’m so fucking crazy.” “You think you’re fucking crazy, I’m a fucking underpaid employee. I live in a fucking tiny digger. I’m fucking crazy!” And all of us are like, “Okay.” Like poor Andy Cohen at those goddamn reunions. “Okay.”

And then, for a second, we were like, “Maybe the captain will manoeuvre the boat out of the canal.” And then the boat is like, “I have fired the captain.” It can do that? That shouldn’t be allowed, no matter who the captain is! I don’t remember that in Hamilton.