on a whim decided to channel my well-known streetlight obsession into gathering some of my fav pics into this photo dump/sort of zine thing:D here’s a little preview and you can download the full pdf -> here <-
don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
I will be so loud and annoying about this theory and I need everyone to join with me and push the devil Koby agenda. KOBY D. DEVIL EVEN. I so hope people who haven't seen the theory think I'm insane, he is so special to me.
BREAKING NEWS: Officer Bogard's Disappearance
By: Emma McBuggle Tearzz Posted: Aug. 10, 2026
In the last couple of weeks in July last month, Marine Officer and right-hand man to Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp ( @notgarpthefist-offical ), Bogard ( @bogard-official ), was deemed missing after leaving on a solo mission. The mission in question concerns the last few posts he made on his Snailblr Blog before disappearing, with one on July 24 being a response to an ask from an Anon that reads:
"Hey Bogard, do you want the coordinates to the rev's new air fryer so you can blow that one up too?"
Bogard responds:
"Yes. Please send this immediately. I will drop all my workload for this right now."
The silence that followed had left many to speculate where he had gone, and what the significance of the air fryer was. Further research indicates ties to the Revolutionary Army. Seeing as both the Marines and the Revolutionary Army have Snailblr accounts, it was only a matter of time before they crossed paths online and clash over politics and minor disputes. One of these disputes included air fryers.
A few days prior to Bogard's post, the Revolutionary Army's Chief of Staff, Sabo ( @sabo-offical ) answered an ask sent by "Bad News" Anon that notified him about his beloved air fryer exploding. Sabo, who has been a well known air fryer enthusiast on his blog, making many posts and answering many asks about them, was predictably devastated by the news with the proceeding posts broadcasting his despair and grief over his air fryer's untimely demise. The culprit to the explosion? In that same post where Sabo responded to "Bad News" Anon, Officer Bogard left a comment that simply read:
"Mission success. 💥."
Sabo responds back with his text all capitalized, upset at Officer Bogard. But besides this minor exchange, and a couple other mentions in later posts made by Sabo on the topic, nothing else could be said for certain on the matter, and what role the Revolutionary Army could play in Officer Bogard's disappearance.
On July 25, 2026, a member of the Revolutionary Army sent an Anonymous ask to their leader Monkey D. Dragon ( @chief-commander ) informing him of a Marine's intrusion into the base, stating:
"Hey Chief, I may have let a marine into the base, BUT!
He plans on destroying the air fryer!
He did it once; he'll do it again!
So, please let this slide one time, pleaseeeee"
Dragon responds:
"No.
Air fryer or not, what you have committed is treason.
@sabo-offical, hunt down this traitor if you would please. Before I do it myself."
The reblog chain continues, with Sabo tagging Officer Bogard specifically, calling him out to show himself and Bogard responding:
"Believe it or not, your task was to focus on hunting the traitor down, not me. Focus, kid! Do your job right!"
This would be the last post on Officer Bogard's blog before everything went silent.
Tensions were rising and word was spreading around quickly, including claims that Bogard had gotten captured by the Revolutionary Army. Asks were sent to both Sabo and Revolutionary Army Officer Koala ( @koala-official ) asking about Bogards rumored capture with Sabo stating:
"mayyybbeee........... dont tell the marines...shhhhh......"
And Koala responding to an accusation from Helmeppo with:
"We aren’t planning on letting him go, that’s all you need to know."
This claim was solidified by an ask Dragon answered on the 29th that read:
"Do you feel anything for having captured Bogard? He mentioned your dad for a moment, you must’ve known him when you were younger. Is it weird knowing you have history but are now in this position?"
Dragon responds:
"He made his choice. He knew I was here, yet he came anyway. Perhaps it was hubris — the last time we had seen each other was a long time ago. Perhaps the image he had in his head of me was outdated and for once his reason left him.
It matters not. The outcome is still the same.
There is nothing more to it."
This only sparked more excitement with the public, unsurprising with the position and influence Bogard has in the Marines.
Actions were taken to calm the commotion. On July 29, 2026, a popular news station owned by the Marines put out a post with claims stating:
"THE REVOLUTIONARIES ARE STARTING PROPAGANDA," and, "ONE OF OUR MARINES ARE NOT MISSING DON'T LET ANYONE TELL THEM OTHERWISE."
while continuously pleading for trust from the public. This didn't do much to quell curiosity, in fact, it may have even aided in bringing more attention to the topic. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get clear answers when the Revolutionary Army is infamously private and keeps to themselves. Difficult, but not impossible. The rest of this article will focus on, and use any public information available as well as transcripts from tips received from reliable sources.
According to insider information, Bogard is currently being held in the Revolutionary Army's cells in their base since as far back as July 28th, he has been allowed to use a snail, but only while being monitored by Dragon himself, or another trusted high rank person. Four people have visited his cell so far, including Dragon, the other three were there to deliver food or to speak to him personally. Considering Bogard has close ties to Garp and other powerful Marine officials Dragon was previously affiliated with, strict measures were taken when it came to his imprisonment. He is allowed basic necessities, but is otherwise confined to his cell.
The Revolutionary Army doesn't plan on letting Bogard go anytime soon, and it is currently unknown as to how they'll leverage his capture in the future.
The Marines haven't made any huge announcements in regard to Bogard, as they have also been preoccupied handling matters with the infamous pirate Monkey D. Luffy among others. Resources have been spread thin, and they've had to resort to placing priority on threats like Luffy above all else.
However efforts have been made by Lieutenant Commander Helmeppo ( @kukribrat ) to try and get in contact with the man. His prodding and questioning towards Sabo and Koala may have influenced Koala to make a post on July 30th, Koala made a post stating plainly:
"Those marines would be wise to stay away from here."
A few hours after making that post, Koala would send a letter to the Marine base addressed to Helmeppo, sending word from Bogard himself assuring the Marines about well being and to not come to get him.
"Bogard asked me to tell you that he is fine, and you shouldn't come. Do with that what you will."
As of today, no new updates have been made from the situation. Bogard is being held capture by the Revolutionary Army, and has assured his comrades of his safety. The Marines are working towards getting him free, but have been occupied by other matters that have kept them exceptionally busy. We will continue to keep an eye out for any new developments in this story, and we will keep you updated.
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OOC DISCLAIMERS AND OTHER LINKS!!!
(( I am well aware @bogard-official made more posts after when I wrote he didn't. I am mixing realities and social media for the sake of this article, where there is information the RP journalists know and details they don't. And for some of the more serious RP bits, I pretend they don't exist at least not on Snailblr. IT'S FOR THE RP ILLUSION.))
((My character Emma in lore has a shadow-like ability that allows her to blend into her environments easier and therefore gather unlikely info easier. That's how this article was able to expand more on Bogard's capture.))
((That all being said, I will link the posts I used as sources here below and organize them so you can read the RP play out for yourself! The W.E.N.P. is unfortunately also RP so we can't write news on the RP community in general, BUT! I'm sure this works just as well for the One Piece RP verse! I hope. ))
Links for more context outside of the RP!
RP blogs involved:
*Blogs mentioned have played a part in the story. If you need to find more details, search: "Bogard" on their blogs, or if they have a shortcut tag available to direct you to the RP, use that too
@bogard-official
@chief-commander
@koala-official
@sabo-offical
@kukribrat
@nika-ofishial
@koby-official
MOD posts:
Bogard mod explaining how the blog posting for the "Marine Prisoner Arc" works.
RP posts in chronological order:
*Dates shown are when that particular RP post starts, I write them under the assumption that this is the order of events of which things happen story-wise. Though with how RPs are paced, the timeline and pacing still may be a bit skewed. But y'know, is it really a One Piece RP without pacing issues?
Bogard blows up the Revolutionary Army's first air fryer July 19, 2026 5:19 A.M. CDT
Bogard receives an anonymous tip for the location of the Revolutionary Army's second air fryer July 24, 2026 10:09 P.M. CDT
Bogard and Dragon have a mini showdown July 25, 2026 11:41 A.M. CDT
Dragon's victory and Bogard's capture July 26, 2026 5:27 P.M. CDT
Koala visits Bogards cell to let out some of her frustrations July 28, 2026 10:21 A.M CDT
Anon asks Sabo if he's aware of Bogard's capture July 28, 2026 4:45 P.M. CDT
Helmeppo confronts Koala about Bogard's capture July 28, 2026 10:25 P.M. CDT
Helmeppo alerts an already stressed Koby about Bogard's capture July 28, 2026 10:40 P.M CDT
Minor interaction between Koala, Dragon, and Lucci July 28, 2026 10:55 P.M. CDT
Nika mourns for Bogard and Helmeppo comforts her July 29, 2026 4:56 A.M. CDT
Anon asks Dragon about his relationship with Bogard July 29, 2026 7:53 A.M. CDT
Anon comforts Helmeppo from the stress of Bogard's capture July 29, 2026 8:52 A.M. CDT
Bogard's thoughts 💭 while in his cell PART 1 July 29, 2026 11:15 A.M. CDT
Bogard's thoughts 💭 while in his cell PART 2 July 29, 2026 11:28 A.M. CDT (Just a couple examples of his time there, again he can't respond properly to asks within the context of the RP)
(Pretend this section ↓ Lasts a few hours, I could not be bothered to make up new timestamps for each link for this one lol)
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 1 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 2 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 3 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 4 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 5 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 6 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 7 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Bogard calls Helmeppo while being monitored by Dragon July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
Dragon visits Bogards cell for a chat PART 8 July 29, 2026 2:41 P.M. CDT
(Section over!)
Koala makes a post directed to the Marines July 30, 3:28 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 1 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 2 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 3 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 4 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 5 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 6 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala and Dragon have a chat PART 7 July 30, 2026 5:32 A.M. CDT
Koala sends a message to Helmeppo to let him know Bogard is ok July 30, 2026 8:04 A.M. CDT
Dragon responds to a curious Anon Aug. 3, 2026 4:18 P.M. CDT
Anon asks Helmeppo if he believes Bogards word, he says he's too tired to worry as much anymore Aug. 5, 2026 2:17 P.M. CDT
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! (hehe, I'm leaving the timeline off here, as this is also where coverage roughly ends. We'll probably write a part 2 to this article when Bogard escapes or gets released, but for now we've got a clean timeline that yours truly has HOPEFULLY cleaned up well.)
I am sometimes haunted by the fact my favourite characters last words were “couldn’t you have made yourself a bit larger.” He died as he lived, being a queer.
I’ve been putting way too much much time and effort into One Piece Character playlists so might aswel share. The songs picked are mostly in order of character arc/story, to the best of my ability ^-^
I also do my best to be as specific with my song choices to represent the characters story! But like there’s also some musical things I think would fit. Don’t come at me with “he wouldn’t listen to that.” IDC if the lyrics fit they fit!
Feel free to suggest songs tho ^-^
My fave btw, I am so proud on how I did this one, Koby is a hard character to make a playlist for that isn’t just kobylu focused but I managed!!
Imo the Ace one is still a bit unfished and all over the place fibe wise, but it exists!
