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nerd alert incoming...just a regular fan of stuff

[kenmarlenn]

[kiwi-xxix]

Me tho 😂

[kiwi-xxix]

Mark: the stars are beautiful tonight

Amy: yea they are

Mark: you know who else is beautiful?

Amy: *blushes* who?

Mark: me

[askrick]

suck my dick @mister-needful. audio from here.

[lathund]

I still can’t use the word whisk comfortably

[justmorty]

I asked this to Rick sometime this week; but what do you consider normal? :V

Uhhh geez, you know, t-the more I see, the more I f-feel like there ISN’T a n-normal. I kinda f-feel like the idea of n-normal is some kinda archaic f-form of j-justifying stuff people do to other people who they f-feel are different than them, and th-that trying to be n-normal and fit in a-and all that is p-pretty overrated. 

[kiwi-xxix]

Oh shit that's deep

[askrick]

Do you think that without you rick, morty could have a normal life?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure “how long” it was paused for.

[kiwi-xxix]

@askrick explain

[kiwi-xxix]

Highlight of the Day: Talking to Morty Smith(@askmorty) about my succulent😂

[justmorty]

I know this isn't a question but I GOT A SUCCULENT AND I NAMED IT AFTER YOU😂

Oh GEEZ really?! Gosh that’s really gosh! Th-thank you!! I wanna see a pic, i-if you don’t mind!

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d rather sleep all day and dream that I have a happy life than go back to my depressing reality

[uannsett-deactivated20211214]

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure “how long” it was paused for.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People talk about how fast Santa must be to cover the world in one night, but nobody ever talks about how fast the grim reaper must work 24/7

[nkim-illustrates]

Reindeer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a kid socks were the worst gift; as an adult I depend on them as a gift.