Kate n Cats

I like stuff.

[pooziqoroyal]

Morning, tumblr

[pooziqoroyal]

[redreart]

Shadowheart 🖤

OG photo (pose ref) made by marinachoyy

[rooji-r]

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[hattersarts]

STRINGS ATTACHED PDF RELEASE

55 pages - f/f - nsfw - nepo baby/boss.

Olivia "Viv" Harper has her busy week at work interrupted when she has to look after Cleo Toro, one of the board members' daughters who's shadowing at her company. Viv doesn't want anything to do with her but Cleo is going to make sure she does.

available both on my $4 patreon tier or as a .pdf now on my itch store! also includes sketches only previously seen on patreon.

[pocketss]

the girls...

[i-am-a-fish]

unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really

[valtsv]

if i was a prolific author i would constantly write romantic and sexual tension between two characters only to reveal that one of them was either dead and the other had been hallucinating them as alive and sleeping with their corpse for years, or that one of them had a previous lover who died whose rotting dessicated remains they had faithfully slept beside in bed since the event and saw no issue with when they revealed the situation to their prospective new partner. i would do this so often that it would become my signature and everyone would be sick of me for it.

[valtsv]

+ just for my own sick gratification i would write one singular work where no dead body was ever mentioned, but everyone who was already familiar with my track record would be desperately searching for any sign of it decaying beneath the floorboards (subtext), thus falling into my trap by seeing the skull beneath the skin without me having to say a word.

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[in-the-drowning-deep]

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

[netherworldpost]

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

[the-haiku-bot]

printers do not want

to be printers because they

want to be problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[scubaby]

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[writing-prompt-s]

a supervillan who buys loyal henchmen just by paying off their student debt and giving them a good salary, useless botany degree? Now you’re cultivating plants for bioweapons