kiwi the fruit

My posts are all over the place

[adaptingmaladaptive]

Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there

[poyzn]

[queenofbraves]

What a time to be alive.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

[the-more-u-know]

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

[letsstickwithsam]

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

We shouldn’t have the power

[okaaythislooksbad-deactivated20]

An artifact!!

[gilmorescreencaps]

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[areslinkysart]

I could use that.

[melonmemes]

[catchymemes]

[transpondster]

[the-memedaddy]

[justsomeghostofme-deactivated20]

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[romxntiqe]

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[andromedid-deactivated20150720]

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

[leightum]

My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[writer-and-thrasher]

I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST

[realfakeeggs]

The saga of floral fucks continues. 

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Artist Daniel Rarela creates “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” memes to stop people from whitewashing MLK

follow @the-movemnt

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

The most traumatizing moment as a child was when Joe replaced Steve on Blues Clues.

[doesdanieldab]

Steve went to “college”.

Sureeee, Nickelodeon.

Sureeeee….

[throwbackblr]

I didnt even see the episode when Steve left.. I just turned the show one day and

5 year old me:

[throwbackblr]

Part 1: https://youtu.be/5g3mnv6-ICg

Part 2: https://youtu.be/pwpC4IxvXTU

[show-them-all]

WE WOULD’VE ACCEPTED YOU STEVE. MY DAD WAS BALD. I COULD HANDLE IT!!! I FUCKING HAAAATE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[throwbackblr]

This is how he looks now

I also found this.. lmao..

#bringbacksteveburns2018

https://www.gopetition.com/petitions/petition-to-renew-blues-clues-with-steve-burns.html

[musically-masked]

5000 NOTES BUT 7 PEOPLE, INCLUDING ME, SIGNED IT. FAKE BLUES CLUES FANS

[throwbackblr]

#bringbacksteveburns2018

[kingonafiftymetreroad]

#bringbacksteveburns2018