Motormouth. Messmaker. Momfriend.

Jess. 28. She/Her. Occasional Writer.

[nanashi-art]

what a diva

[arburi]

If your game has both romance and older women, but you do not let me romance the older women, then you deserve a plague placed upon your house.

[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

[crispykodraws]

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[hattersarts]

here's a karlach unbothered in the snow from patreon last year :)

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[sunderwight]

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

[butch-king-frankenstein]

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

[ccf-is-very-cold]

beautiful women named Sprain Risk are contacting me

[depsidase]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[hispinksunglasses]

pov: you're trying to uncover crucial information about the local masked outlaw but now your hot grumpy mercenary accomplice is gulping directly from each bottle on the shelf bc she doesn't know what smooth & refined sake tastes like.....

[miyaneatworld]

I need more weapons

the yotei six wont know what hit em

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[sha-brytols]

? varric we're at the fucking beach

[hyperbali]

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion