heyyy peachii ☺️ can i order a peach flavoured cake with a vanilla base and powdered sugar toppings for my boy iida pls? 🙇♀️
i'm thinking it could be something like tenya seeing the reader when he has a crush... like a one-shot with him seeing us and reacting how you think he would, maybe he's trying to act all cool and sauve but ends up getting flustered and embarrassed 🥺😖🥺
thank you for opening this event up and happy 150 followers!! here's to many more ❤
“𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙!”
vanilla peach cake with powdered sugar + tenya iida
a/n: am i completely happy with this??? not really i cant lie BUT ive been working on it for so long and i just cant keep you guys waiting anymore its not fair. i hope you like it even if i feel like its a lil funky!
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“iida! im here! im so sorry im late!” you called, jogging up to where he was standing.
the UA library had just recently been renovated and the two of you agreed to meet at one of the new outdoor tables to study. unfortunately you miscalculated how long it would take you to help kaminari and kirishima get their hands un-superglued (don't ask), and so here you were, mildly late for your study session with everyone's favorite class rep.
your cheeks and ribs burned as you knelt down to catch your breath. you were so embarrassed, hands on your knees trying to get your ears to stop pounding, but iida didn't seem to mind too much, offering to take your bag and set up while you got yourself together.
“thank you so much for waiting for me!” you sighed and lent him a small smile. suddenly the response he had for you was caught in his throat.
you looked so… gorgeous.
your cheeks were ruddy from the jog as you pulled your hair out of your face. the slight sheen of sweat on your face made you glisten in the light as you adjusted your skirt and shimmied out of your school blazer.
he blinked hard, snapping out of his trance, quickly sitting down and getting his books spread out all over the table, “n-not a problem, ____. i heard about the incident with kirishima, it was very kind of you to help them out.”
“aww thank you iida, im sure you would’ve done the same if it was you. you’ve always been helpful like that.”
is it possible to die while still being alive? tenya didn't know but he was sure he was close based on how fast his heart was beating, and how hot his ears felt. could you notice? god, he hoped you wouldn't notice.
by the time the two of you had finished, the sun was beginning to set, and the janitors had begun to do their evening sweep of the school. both you and iida were exhausted, working your asses off to do well on the next exam, and frying your brains in the process.
“do you... want to grab something to eat? i'm famished and there's a really good spot i know not too far from here...”
tenya was stuck and you didn't even notice, rambling on about the menu and how “they've even got gluten free noodles- if you want them of course!”
at that moment all iida could do was watch you go, telling him about the menu and your favorite things to get. he was completely enamored with you, thinking the way you excitedly grabbed his arm was the cutest thing he had ever seen. it didn't even occur to him that he wasn't saying anything until you snapped your fingers in his face, making him jump.
“you looked like you were on another planet,” you hummrf, slinging your backpack over your shoulder, “so? do you want to come with? we can get mochiiii~”
“what? y-yes of course we can go. absolutely. i would love to. yes,” his words tumbled out, face red as he watched you laugh at his reaction.
omg the intimacy of working your fingers and a rat tail comb through todou aoi’s hair
him sitting forward perfectly still and cross-legged on a soft pillow, a head beneath you, and your legs swung over his shoulders cuz he’s too wide for you to keep your feet on the ground
and maybe you like the feeling of your calves against his upper chest
detangling and apologizing quietly with a pout when he winces and complains the moment you pull a little overzealously at his hair with the comb
(he’s shockingly tender-headed and you find that hilarious)
chill music playing in the background and occasional tidbits shared between you of your pasts and futures
knowing that only you get to see this calm and serious part of him, the part that everyone assumes doesn’t exist because of how eccentric he is
him asking how long you’ll take and intermittently reaching his hand up to see how the progress you’ve made on his locs, only to get his hand swatted away by the back of your comb
grumbling but thankful once you’re done and he looks at himself in the mirror, grateful that you take care of him and are patient despite everything
Heyy could you do hcs for tenya iida making reader flustered? (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
pls i dont think tenya has a bone in his body that could fluster someone on purpose but definitely!
how does tenya iida fluster you?
i think most of what makes tenya iida attractive is that he doesn't know hes attractive
cliche i know
so when you ask him for help on an assignment and he comes up behind you with his massive biceps to correct your work and show you how to do it properly
you freak out internally
he doesnt notice tho
hes kinda dense in these sorts of things
i also see tenya as being a messy eater from time to time
not because hes a messy person, he just gets distracted easily because his brain runs a mile a minute
take ice cream for example
iida cannot eat a soft serve cone to save his life
but you love ice cream
so when he looks at you and licks the dripping ice cream off his hands
your brain short circuits
this happens quite often
ALSO hes like 5'10 now (imagine when he gets older oh my God) so if you're on the shorter side he does that thing where he has to lean down to hear what you're saying
especially if you're in the cafeteria or the common area at UA
as soon as he bends down you're like SBFGSJKFBSUIKGSU
iida is also very blunt
hes not the best at picking up social cues and innuendo because hes naturally not too focused on goofing off like that
so sometimes he says things that sound more suggestive than the actually are without realizing it
"tenya can you help me with this problem"
"sure ____ i can give you all the extra help you need."
BJSGFSKNSKJDSHJSKF PLS PLS I GOTTA RUN A LAP
hes not completely dense though so when he figures out that his words affect you he starts to use them more often
idk i just think the juxtaposition between his sweet and orderly personality and his playful side is enough to catch anyone off guard
Ushijima Wakatoshi I’m so excited for the future updates yes and haha I just got done so I got my hair colored.
I have never dyed my hair in my entire life wut— 😂 this was so fun to do, ty for the tag emp!! tagging @sourstars @lucellence and anyone else (no pressure though!)
kuroo tetsuro and i are not working with me today.
what does this even mean 😭😭💀
tagging @howcanyoubreathewithnozaire @hoodsokka @that-one-queer-poc @trvncyz @shoyoyogurt @uniquabackyardigans @pinkchanelbag and anyone else who wants to do it!
To be completely honest, game night with the one and only Bokuto Koutarou is just bad decision making. He’s notoriously competitive, and any losses will literally cause him to deflate, but Kuroo didn’t really know how to tell Y/N that when they suggested it.
Bokuto had, of course, lit up at the idea. Practically bouncing up and down at the prospect of getting to hangout with his friends and Y/N.
And yet, here he was, completely failing at monopoly and somehow his beam remained on his face. If Kuroo was honest, he was waiting for the guy to begin sulking but... if it hadn’t come yet, Kuroo was unsure if it would at all.
And, there was only one real explanation for the lack of sulking, the one new variable in the equation, Y/N L/N. It was their first time attending a game night with Bokuto and from the looks of it, he was actually enjoying it even though he was losing horrendously.
“Bokuto you can’t just give Y/N what’s left of your money and properties that’s cheating.”
Y/N bursts into laughter as Bokuto looks up to his friends like a deer in headlights, caught red-handed offering them some of his money even though they were currently winning.
“Why not?” Bokuto asked, tilting his head at Kuroo.
Y/N grinned, “yeah Kuroo, why not? Bokuto and I are partners now,” they look back to Bokuto, “right?”
In response, he nods rather enthusiastically, moving closer to them and nearly making a mess of the entire board as he does so, bringing what was left of his assets along with him.
As Kuroo prepared to protest, Akaashi simply brought a hand to his shoulder, shaking his head. “It’s probably better this way.” He says.
Kuroo has a feeling that from the way Kenma had begun to silently fume, it was not better this way. Especially as the boy grabbed Kuroo’s arm and yanked him closer, “Kuroo give me all your properties.”
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NOTE: pls this took so long im sorry my inspiration has been in the GUTTER. this was pure crack tbh.
I'm sorry I'm late with this but from what I know already I can tell you are confident and very friendly. You really like to make friends and that's a great trait. Also you are rlly pretty ♡´･ᴗ･`♡(I'm referring to the face reveal) overall a kind friend 🥰
Pairing: Teushima x reader, Tendo x reader, Suna x reader gn!reader
Warnings: Some suggestive stuff but no nsfw, piercings and tattoos, edibles/weed
A/n: I’m so glad this popped in my brain this idea is scrumptious, sorry this took so long
@killkuma @byougen no explanation
Terushima:
- So my man already has a tongue piercing and he’s in love with it
- Flaunts it and shit wants everybody to know
- I see him more as a piercing dude than tattoos even though he has some
- You have a couple tats but they’re fairly small and not really noticeable
- Teru has been bugging you to get a piercing for the longest (he wants you to get a belly button or a septum he thinks they look sexy asf)
- Once you finally agree he’s geeked asf and literally counts down the days until your appointment
- He decided he was going to get one as well but he wouldn’t tell you where, it was a surprise
- You settled with the belly button
- He waited outside the room because he wanted to be surprised at the outcome
- When you were done you walked out a little hesitant, Teru’s eyes searching for the piercing and then looking to you to pull up your shirt
- You slowly rolled your shirt above your belly button revealing the new jewelry on your stomach
- His eyes widened with glee as his hands reached out for you to pull you closer and get a better look
- He looked up to you and gave the biggest smirk and then he faced back to your piercing and started to lean into it
- “Aht Teru you can’t kiss it it might get infected.” You scolded. He pouted and sighed, “Ok…”
- He opted to give you a quick peck on the lips instead and started to move to the room
- After waiting for a hot minute he returns and once again that smirk had graced his face but he also look a little pained
- Your eyes scanned his body and face for another piercing but you couldn’t find it
- “Where is it?” You questioned and he just chuckled
- You made eye contact with him and you quirked your eyebrow
- He shifted his eyes down then back up, your eyes traveled down to his *ahem* and that’s when it registered
- “Oh…oh my. Teru are you serious?” All he could do was nod his head vigorously like an excited puppy
- “I can’t with you Teru…*sigh* just take care of it otherwise you’ll have a big mf problem,”
- “I know you’ll like it tho-,” he was interrupted by you playfully hitting his chest “ok ok ouch I’m just glad we did this together,” he said as he slipped an arm around your shoulder
- “Me too,” you replied taking his hand in yours
Tendo:
- You would think Tendo was more of a piercing guy but he gears more towards tattoos
- But he does have gauges
- You guys already have a couple, he has one on his neck, a couple on his hands, and a one that stretches across his forearm
- You have *wherever you want your tattoos to be*
- One day while you guys were cuddling and you were playing with his hands you had an idea
- “Hey tori,” “yeah what’s up?” “Wanna get another tattoo together?” You asked
- “Sure whatcha thinking?” You thought as you traced his taurus tattoo along his finger, “Um… maybe a dragon”
- He paused for a minute then jumped up startling you, “Sounds sickk let’s go” he exclaimed
- You quickly caught on but were confused all the same, y’all are getting the tattoo now? It didn’t really matter you were down anyway
- Basically an impulse tat
- On your way there you were looking at more ideas for the tattoo and talking about it with Tendo, he decided that he would get a medium size one on the back of his shoulder while you were getting one closer to your lower back
- When you got there you were in two different rooms but before y’all split he pulled you close for what you thought was a “good luck kiss” but instead just him in your ear, “You know this is gonna look real good on you right?” He let a cute smirk grace his face he did this every time y’all went to get a tattoo just to gas you up
- You playfully push off of him knowing that this was Tendo being naturally flirty and this wasn’t the time to give in to his corny antics
- “Good luck Tori,” you yelled off to Tendo as you walked away “You too cutie,” he replied
- You rolled your eyes laughing softly to yourself
- For you it took about 3 hours give or take since yours was pretty simple and not that big
- Two hours later Tendo finally came out, he was so excited and had a beaming smile
- He turned around to show you the art that now cover his left back shoulder but it looked a little red puffy plus it had the plastic covering it
- Despite the low visibility of his tat you could still make out a dragon in red ink and that shit looked really cool
- “Whoa…Tori that looks hot,” you said a little awestruck “eeee I know it’s so cool,” you had never seen him this excited
- You turned around to show him yours and you were met with silence, “Does it not look good?” You craned your neck o look at the tattoo and then at Tendo
- “Huh? Oh yeah yeah…y/n yours is really hot too,” he said with a dazed look examining your new body art
- Don’t get him wrong he loves it he’s just never seen something like that on you…it looks really badass
- He jumped up to his normal height after crouching down and hooked arms with you and began walking
- “We should do impulse tattoos more often,” you both said at the same
- He cocked his head to the side, “So we’re copycats now huh?”
- “Boy please,” you dismissed “You know you love me y/n,” he shot back
- “Uh huh,” you replied sarcastically
- So now impulse tattoos are y’all’s thing
Suna:
- Suna is a tats and piercing’s guy so he has a fair amount of both
- A snake on his side, skeleton hand atop his hand, one between the collarbone and neck area, and a couple more
- Meanwhile he also has an industrial piercing and snake bites
- The weekend before Suna’s birthday he said what he wanted for his birthday was for y’all to go the shop and get whatever type of body art
- You settled with a tattoo on your wrist and ankle, Suna just went with his septum
- Although Suna is a chill low-key dude he was about as geeked as you were…on the inside though
- …y’all ate ✨brownies✨ before you guys went in, not the best idea
- It was a literal mess like you were giggling up a storm in one room and he was just stone faced staring at the ceiling dazed as hell
- Anyways when you were showing the artist what you wanted your eyes were lighting up like stars and Suna thought that was the cutest thing and he was just gently smiling at you the whole time
- You were a little confused as to why he wasn’t getting anything too extravagant considering it was for his birthday
- “It really doesn’t matter what I get as long as I’m spending time with you,” he answered (please that’s so corny)
- You both split off in to your respective rooms, and of course Suna was done before you because he only had one piercing
- When he looked in the hand mirror he though it looked absolutely sickk 😎
- Guys with septum piercings good god
- He waited for what felt a little like forever, he felt a little bad because he could hear you wincing and sighing in pain a little bit
- I know everyone’s pain tolerance is different but wrist and ankle tend to be the ones that hurt the most
- When you finished before he could talk about your tats you immediately fawned over his new nose ring
- “Omg Suna…this looks so cool, it looks really good on you,” you rambled
- He let a small smile grace his lips, “thank you y/n, let me see yours”
- You about swooned right then and there because of Suna’s smile
- He gently grabbed your wrist being cautious of it’s tenderness and examined the *whatever your tat is*
- After his eyes flicked to your ankle to see the correlating tattoo he was pretty silent then he looked to you
- “These are really cool babe,” Suna commented, he’s a man of not many words but you knew he really liked them
- When you guys left and got into the car he stopped and waited for you guys to get settled then turned to you
- “Um…y/n I know I’m not very expressive when it comes to gratitude or affection but I want you to know that I’m really thankful for you and all you’ve been through with me,” he stated
- You gushed and smiled widely, you leaned in to give him a little peck and he followed suit
- “Oh and remind me to not let us eat any edibles before we come again, because I was really baked and I can tell you were also” he added
- “Omg yes the lady doing my art kept telling me to stop laughing because I was moving my body too much I’m embarrassed now,” you chuckled
- “I’m really hungry now though you wanna grab something?” You questioned
- “Taco truck?” He asked “Taco truck” you answered
surprised and not? like clownery and stupidness are much higher than this i can guarantee literally could ask anyone 🤡
anyways!! thank you so much!! now i tag: @kixa (youre completely feral) @ho4bakugou (i hope you get 100 on feral and cursed cause that’s your vibe) @artof-apollo (100 on baby cause you see sweet) and @importantcloudbouquet (i hope yours is all baby cause you’re sweet)
Hii so I will be taking a hiatus until June. The end of the school year is coming up and I have a lot of things to get done and ready. Thank you so much and I will be back! Love you all mwah 💛
so... i woke up at 1:30 am bc my brain is full and the first thing that came to mind is... Latinamerica is collapsing and i wonder if the rest of the world knows.
if it doesn't, then maybe it should, so, i wanna explain:
México🇲🇽
we are actually about to run out of water: 85% of the mexican territory is in a draught, the worst in 30 years, they say. and there's lakes that are disappearing.
government is spreading "tips" and "infographics" about how to save some water when they're allowing companies like coca-cola and pepsi; cemex, bonafont and bimbo to have leverage in aquifers and they let them own basically 70% of the water in the country thanks to the National Waters Law (Ley de Aguas Nacionales)
oh and just last night (may 3rd) the 12th metro line collapsed in México City and 23 people died. everyone is blaming it on the 2 previous governments' corruption for using cheap materials and rushing to finish it and inaugurate it before it was actually ready
Honduras🇭🇳
same as México, they're running out of water, so far three states are totally out of it, which is around 1.4 million people.
the press has been calling it the worst draught in the history of the country SINCE LAST YEAR
besides the government has stopped buying vaccines and they're leaving around 70% of the population without a vaccination...
Paraguay🇵🇾
there's no space left in the hospitals, the government stole the 1.6k million usd loan that the country got for health care related buys during the pandemic and left the hospitals alone to their luck. people have to sell their things; from their TV's and fridges to their cars, houses, bodies... there's actual people recurring to prostitution so they can buy medicine the government is supposed to be providing
Brasil🇧🇷
Nicaragua🇳🇮
Argentina🇦🇷
Belize🇧🇿
Guatemala🇬🇹
they've been having a hard economic crisis; again, surprise surprise, the government has stolen 14 million quetzales (1.8million usd) that was destined to the healthcare department: since the pandemic started people has been fired by hordes, there's no jobs, there's no money, there's no more safe hospitals or doctors to work in them, or equipment. and the president approved the 2021 budget in the middle of the night and took away money from the health and the education departments, leading to massive protests that, as you have guessed, were repressed with police violence.
Costa Rica🇨🇷
government actually created an espionage agency, the UPAD, they're fining people for being outside hiding behind the excuse of the pandemic; which is making hospitals collapse, they passed a recessive tax reform, the Electoral Supreme Court was scammed in the latest elections and they're actually seeking to create a higher rank power, a "superminister", higher than a president, who can hold the three powers of the nation (dictatorship, everyone?)
Uruguay🇺🇾
Perú🇵🇪
they're enduring a huge political crisis, they have to chose a president and their only two options are: a leftist man that wants to take all the agricultural land and divide it in equal parts, doesn't support lgbtttiq rights, privatize almost all services and more reforms that would lead to massive firings AND a woman that it's being investigated for fraud and money laundering and that descends from one of the biggest peruvian dictators and wants to get him out of prison.
this uncertainty of course has made the usd price to sky rocket (because what else is new) and now the prices of everything are rising as well, and the wages? they're staying still
reports on the presidential debate
El Salvador🇸🇻
another political crisis: the president along with the congress (which is mostly sitting his party) dismissed and basically fired the judges of the supreme court and the attorney general. and recommended/nominated new ones from his party, opening the way to the totalitarianism and welp, the end of democracy in the country: dictatorship.
the people is outraged and the international community along with the America States Organization are rejecting this horrid violation to the Constitution of El Salvador but the panorama is still uncertain.
Colombia🇨🇴
the government of Ivan Duque just has been in the process of passing a tax reform to collect around 25 billion Colombian pesos (around 6.5k billion usd) through taxes without raising the minimum wages; this would throw the country in an economic crisis that would impact the lower and middle classes and it would take products off the basic market basket.
the people of Colombia have been marching and protesting about this and the government has replied with police violence, they have their own anti-raid police, the ESMAD, and they have orders to shoot to kill, the process now has paused because of the protest.
there isn't yet an exact number on the death count but what the people is sure of is that they're gonna try to hide it along with the number of rapings and tortures the police has been conducting.
Chile🇨🇱
in 2019 chilean government rose the price of the metro/subway and there were protests and marches and manifestations, which led, of course, to policial repression, this was a whole ordeal that was condemned by the UN, now, the people is tired that the same government hasn't dealt properly with the sanitary contingency so they starter planing a huge strike; dozens of worker unions planning to march on april 30th to show that they're millions and they want the president out.
then the president was acused of crimes against humanity before the International Court of Human Rights for the repression of the 2019 protests...
Venezuela🇻🇪
well, if you haven't heard about the venezuelan crisis, you've been living under a rock: it's been going on for more than 20 years, venezuelan people live under a dictatorship (fucking incredible we still have those in the world), the police kills people that march and manifest, citizens don't have dignified access to: public transport, gas and gasoline, electricity, food, water, medicine and medical equipment let alone the covid vaccine.
and when the venezuelan people wanna leave the mediocre and deplorable conditions in which their government had made them live? conditions in which if you don't die of sickness, you get killed by a cop or killed in a robbery or killed on a raid? if you don't die of hunger you die of thirst? they raised the passport prices! and so the venezuelan people as a lot of people in Latinoamérica have to illegally migrate; and we all know how that's seen.
Puerto Rico🇵🇷
an immense femicide rise and Gender Violence alert.
