ChocolateHigh

AfroArtist, horror fan, music fanatic. Strong love for interracial romance and ✨Black Women✨ CashApp: $ALJSpiffy97 Venmo: @ALJSpiffy97

[nobitchs-world]

Me: I love horror movie slashers

My scary ass if I ever saw them:

[mrcmxwll]

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[chrollohearttags]

don’t let that Future Jr. shit fool you, Mr. Artlert is a SIMP, okay? 😭

[thesapphireprincess]

Hypergamy Beginnings: The best times to go out and meet new men ✨✨

The early bird catches the worm meaning that it is better to show up somewhere soon than later.

From 11:50am-1:30pm business men go to lunch with their colleagues or go get coffee if they’re skipping lunch. It doesn’t matter where you go as long as it is on the nice/wealthy side of town you will see them come in flocks. I’ve witnessed this on multiple occasions, honestly go test this yourself to see and then come back to this post. Go to Starbucks, Chipotle or a nice restaurant.

From 2:50pm-6:30pm is when happy hour starts or is about to start at nice restaurants. They usually start around 3 or sometimes 4 just check google to make sure. If it starts at 3 get there at 2:50pm and if it starts at 4 get there at 3:50pm. Get there 10-15 minutes early so that you are able to observe. Also when they walk In you’ll already be sitting there. If you get there late then sit next to a man sitting alone. If the bar is full then idk what to tell you maybe sit in the lounge or at a table until a seat is available. As long as you get there within this time span then you’ll be fine.

💌: How to know if a man is interested in you vs if he’s not: When a man is interested in you he will look at you for at least 3 seconds preferably multiple times if you’re in his vicinity but if he’s not then he’ll most likely pretend that you don’t exist and not look at you twice. I swear this is how you know that they’re interested in you. I work with 95% of men so I have tested this out. The ones who are interested in you are looking for a signal that you’re interested in them too. The way to let him know that you’re interested is to make eye contact for at least 3 seconds and smile. Just do a little grin not a smile with teeth. I have tested the eye contact thing out with men at work and they usually will speak to me and smile vs if I ignore their presence and walk past them and they won’t say a word. My friend tested this out at a coffee shop and she said it works and she was approached. Some men are super bold and will talk to you regardless of if you looked at them or not, especially if they find you attractive.

Example: I was on a date and our table wasn’t ready so we were going to go sit at the bar and wait but I went a little ahead of him because he was still speaking with the hostess about our table. I sat next to this older gentleman and he spoke to me right away but my date was right behind me shortly after so it didn’t last long. Try it out and let me know what happens. I’m going free-styling tomorrow so I will update y’all.

🤍: I wanted to let you all know that these men want us to enter their world. They want us to show up in their spaces so that they can find us. Be someone they’ve never experienced. You’re placing yourself in another timeline by doing this and opening your world to new experiences. Imagine him wondering when he’ll meet his dream girl and the boom you show up.🤍

[superhoeva]

me: *begins reading fic*

the reader: *turns red*

me:

[theereina]

[kiyahlatriece]

Happy belated birthday to the fine ass Pedro Pascal #Daddy

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[iminmypeace]

[pixiatn]

black fanfic readers looking for x black!reader fics with their favorite character that dont include a plot centered around drugs, cheating, borderline fetishization, or microaggressions

[chenillecottage]

Source

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[charmedslayer]

BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch

Bonus:

[tangybug]

[atomrose-deactivated20230322]

Just a healthy reminder that Keke Palmer will go down in history as the 1st person to perform the Akira slide in live-action.

[monstatron]

been fighting art block, drew this quick 15 min. fanart to try to combat it. i was absolutely enthralled by jordan peele’s “nope”, and most of all the creature! a recent article revealed some science behind jean jacket and the possibility of other members of the genus, so i tried my hand at designing those specualtive species. hope you guys enjoy! 

[see-arcane]

OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

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