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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

cryptotheism

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

cottoncandylesbo

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

duncebento

loving this asinine comment. just in case anyone needed the whole concept laid out for them

louisegluckpdf

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

inthesensethat

The slight grin looks like he got back from mediation and scored a more favorable custody agreement, the eyes say he wants nothing more than to have his old life back.