AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @alendis - Tumblr Blog

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

feefal

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

feefal

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

pinnipetal

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

#me trying to force myself to go to boardgames every week like I used to #oversharing in the tags

radgepaquet

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

pinkegodeath

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

vodkassassin

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

#the onceler and bill cipher's strange fanmade human twinksona #and I guess sans undertale #those are tumblr sexymen #previous tags said the same and I agree #I would argue there havent been any other tumblr sexymen in particular #some may argue for reigen mp100 but honestly #he might not be sexy enough #in that most people were not lusting after him #merely rotating him in their minds

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

eternaldollgirl

perhaps we go a little evilstyle tomorrow. as a treat

eternaldollgirl

apocryphics

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

apocryphics

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

apocryphics

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

apocryphics

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

itmeansalot

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.