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holy shit what an upgrade

me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day.

me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand nothing. tiny small young baby child.

fagcreaturer

me talking to my 60-ish year old cello teacher: yeah my man. i trust you. it’s like we’re twins. you’re so cool.

me talking to my 22 year old brother: you’re so fucking old. old man. a dinosaur. try to keep up old man.

ayeforscotland

Big mood.

mortimergoswick

Oh wow, I did not know this, on behalf of my people I would like to humbly apologize..

ayeforscotland

British colonialism is responsible for famines, massacres, the slave trade, and concentration camps, and yet so few people actually know this.

vampirejuice-deactivated2019112

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

grookeyleaf

Can someone translate this?

vampirejuice-deactivated2019112

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

mainflopgirl

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

mainflopgirl

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

mainflopgirl

mxnrique

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

cottonginandjuice

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

peterparkesfluff-blog

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

roaringstream

T Hanos a stupid mf and needs his ass beat asap

scots-dragon

Thanos’ plan made way more sense when it was to try and bone a skeleton.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s not often you can say that changing a story so it’s not about a man trying to have sex with a Space Skeleton makes it LESS coherent and sensible but here we are

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

the level of chaotic gay energy the McElroys are able to accurately convey in their queer characters despite being straight cisgender men is… genuinely astonishing and really should raise the bar for literally all other straight creators tbqh

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

like they really hit a commendable sweet spot of “I understand the gravity of representsting marginalized identities that are not my own” and “this is just another character” that really Works for me as a queer listener? because there is that sensitivity and making sure that identities are explicitly stated and treated with respect, while recognizing that it’s not really their place to tell a story About being queer. Griffin, Justin, and Travis all make clear that Lup, Taako, and Aubrey’s hardships do NOT stem from their identities, and it’s so refreshing because 1.) I don’t need background homo/transphobia in my fantasy, thanks and 2.) I especially don’t need those issues being used as plot pieces by straight dudes, thanks.

and that’s just like… never the case. it’s always “oh, she’s trans, and also the biggest badass in this game.” “yeah, he’s gay and dating the grim reaper, but also he’s about to turn into a t. rex so buckle up.” “she’s bi but more importantly she’s about to set a lot of things on fire.” it’s like… literally what I as a queer consumer want to see in my genre and the McElroys deliver like it’s no big.