otherwise known as emily

lol...how old am i?

[my-dailydreams]

[dailycatsblog]

[cheesymovie]

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[cheacegirl]

I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

[catchymemes]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Calling it, this is the fucking Information Age Collapse. Bronze Age Collapse 2.0. We have three or so generations of this shit while everything slowly breaks and then in 1k years archaeologists will be unearthing hard drives and cursing us for putting all our information in such shitty, easily degraded media instead of etching it into metal and stone like a sensible civilisation.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I wrote this before AI started flooding image search results and writing web pages. I expected the problem to be entirely physical (or at least when it was software, a matter of software incompatibility as software stopped being supported), in the future. Didn’t foresee us turning our own records to soup for no particular reason while we were still using them.

[quasi-normalcy]

Gonna publish a special “clay tablets” edition of my novel and then chuck it down a well.

[theonion]

[kkarlton]

for people who receive penetrative sex from someone named Justin, do you ever go “this just in, Justin”

[charlesoberonn]

Today is the 20th anniversary of Reagan's death.

You'd think this would be a Tumblr holiday like the Ides of March or Destiel Day.

[charlesoberonn]

[kujakumai]

You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

[andwewerebothgirls]

[playwrongs]

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

[luminouscinders]

OP I need you to understand my former coworkers had me do this after I sent them this post

[videos-i-didnt-make]

the_car.mp4

[videos-i-didnt-make]

stand_down.mp4

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Oh Yeah

[heyyy-its-j]

The anti-car culture on this website is so fucking annoying. Like, sorry I want to be able to get around without having to spend two hours taking three buses. Sorry I want to be able to go grocery shopping in the winter without having to lug heavy bags home through the snow on a fucking bike

[labyrynth]

so you agree that getting around most american cities in a convenient and timely fashion is impossible without a car? that public transit is largely non-functional to the point that people are forced to decide whether to sacrifice significant chunks of time, energy, or straight up cash?

you agree that most american cities have been constructed in such a way that demands using a car? that those cities are incredibly hostile to people who don’t have a car?

it’s not “anti-car” culture, it’s anti “car-culture,” and it sounds like you think it fucking sucks, too.

(why did you spend actual, real life money on this?)