KKC Incorrect Quotes

Garbage i guess

[spooky-lestibournes]

[celia-rguez]

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[thats-ee]

Felt cute, might get expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in later, idk

[sophieisapoet]

YES I support Kvothe, YES I know hes a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence, NO I dont care because hes my sweet little flame my absolute moron my precious dummy baby wizard and I love him

[kkcincorrectquotes]

did I stutter?

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in fact, kvothe DOES have PIERCINGS

omfg I'm crying

[setewbro]

I wanted to draw his piercings from the brazillian cover

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FROM WHAT

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[modern! kkc]

Wilem: You call yourself my family, but where were you when my post only got four upvotes, bro?

Simmon: Making four accounts, bro.

Wilem: Bro.

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Elodin: How is everyone doing?

Wilem: Well I’m breathing

Elodin: Setting the bar pretty low huh?

Simmon: Well it’s better than Kvothe anyways

Kvothe: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you

[logarithmicpanda]

Probably one of the reasons I like KKC so much is that it doesn't really have a plot. Not that nothing happens, but the tension works by pulling the readers in a dozen different direction gently, and the appeal of the book is to discover the worldbuilding: the magic, the mythos, and the relationships. I love that. I'm definitely writing a story that's a bit like that, too

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It seems very d&d campaign appealing for me. Everything just connected when I read that Patrick used to play rpg as a teenager...

[broodingandbooks]

Everyone else: *enjoying rereading the Kingkiller Chronicle* 

Me: *counting the words in every sentence Kvothe says (to see when he speaks seven words)*

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Kvothe: You're clearly straight from hell. Bast: I'm clearly bisexual from hell.

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Denna: Did it hurt when you fell- Kvothe: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Denna: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Kvothe: … Denna: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[vulpyx]

kvothe the bloodless

[aventisz]

Felurian ;)

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2 pretty <33

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Why does Felurian only seduce men and not women? I imagine after 100 of years you'd like to spice up things a little.

Easy answer: Pat is heteronormative 

Possible answer, that doesn’t quite fit my interpretation: Felurian was wronged by a man centuries ago and this is her ongoing punishment of him by only seducing people of his gender?????? 

Favorite answer: She has seduced women, but they were either alone or with people who didn’t understand what was happening, or no one believed that Felurian would have seduced them. Same with all genders. I refuse to believe only men attracted to women are effected by her. 

Side note: Do we think other fey have slept with or been seduced by her? 

[chicoqore]

kingkiller fandom are you still alive

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unfortunately

[scaip]

Beware my editing skills.

I should have specified "wind" on the magic part for Kvothe and Venti.