sideblog for all Mads Mikkelsen- and Hannibal-related stuff | main blog is @j0them0971 | Hannibal RP blog is @hannibals-shattered-teacup, Will Graham RP blog is @that-autistic-profiler, Tonny RP blog is @respect-the-tats | pfp pic taken by me | minors not advised to interact, however i aint gonna stop ya :3
Welcome to my lil corner of paradise hell. Minors are not suggested to interact, but i wont stop ya. This entire blog is dedicated to Mads Mikkelsen and NBC Hannibal. I write, I rant, I shitpost, I meme, I doodle. Feel free to ask me shit, I like yapping. Call me Larynx or j0, pronouns are they/it.
I'm tumblr-platonic married to @willgrahamsperineum, @kyrawyllt, and @grahamsmutt, best spouses ever!!!
BLOGS!
Will - @that-autistic-profiler
Hannibal - @hannibals-shattered-teacup
Tonny - @respect-the-tats
Nigel - @emotionalsupportromaniangangster
My Writing
im on ao3 as j0them0971!
A First Time for Everything - NSFW (teenage!Will x reader have sex for the first time yippee) Tumblr | AO3
A Kiss Is The Beginning of Cannibalism - NSFW (experienced!hannibal x inexperienced!reader get it on boom chicka wow-wow) (part 2 of A First Time for Everything, see above) Tumblr | AO3
Beautiful and Good - mildly NSFW (Hannibal x narrator/author body affirmations/worship bc I needed comfort when I wrote it) Tumblr | AO3
Close Encounter - NSFW (Will gets an unplanned visit from the Stag-Man) Tumblr | AO3
Come Here - NSFW (hannibal is literally holding on for dear life bc of how will sits and... well, things unravel pretty quickly) Tumblr | AO3
Fat Carries the Flavor - NSFW (will has body-image issues, Hannibal won't shut up abt how gorgeous will is) Tumblr | AO3
Fromage? More Like Frottage - NSFW (so1e08 fix-it fic, i think the title speaks for itself lol) Tumblr | AO3 + Part 2
Honest and True - SFW (Tonny tries to alleviate the reader's period cramps) and here is @problematic-adorer's rendition, Period Pains & Mashed Potatoes! Tumblr | AO3
House Call - SFW (reader x will, u show up at his house and give him a bubble-bath!!!) Tumblr | AO3
Masterpiece - NSFW (will is an art student, hannibal owns a private collection. shenanigans ensue) Tumblr | AO3
Money's Worth - NSFW (Hannibal is a sex worker) Tumblr | AO3
Of Gods and Monsters - NSFW (Hannibal is an extremely horny eldritch god) Tumblr | AO3
Perfection - NSFWish (postfall!hannigram tummy appreciation in an abandoned cabin :3) Tumblr | AO3
Safe & Warm - NSFWish (Duncan brings you in from the cold) Tumblr | AO3
Schatzi - NSFW (you storm into Hannibal's office on your period. he takes care of you) Tumblr | AO3
Size Queen Will - NSFW (self-explanatory) for @the-cookie-monster-tm Tumblr | AO3
Sophte Stuff - masterlist for all my HEU OC shit :3 (also available on AO3!)
Sweet William - NSFW (postfall!hannigram wash up on the shores of Summerisle) Tumblr | AO3
[working title] kidnapped by hannigram - NSFW (female-bodied reader gets kidnapped by postfall!hannigram and shenanigans ensue >:3) Tumblr | AO3
What Have You Done? What Have I Become? - NSFW (enemies to enemies who fuck to lovers, hannigram style; takes place during s1 before will goes to prison)
[i have stopped updating this list due to uhhh reasons (mainly adhd) but PLEASE go check out my ao3!]
Hall of Fame
Best hambal memes ive found on Pinterest - self-explanatory will remove upon request
Cute nicknames for Hannibal - self-explanatory, additions are always welcome!
Images of Mads that live in my head rent-free - self-explanatory, all from Pinterest
Like Looking in a Mirror - the two most well-known hannibals meet (again, crack
Reddibal Shitposts - Raymond Reddington (The Blacklist) x Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal) shitposts
UwU hannibal crackpost - this is just pure crack... or cwack, as one might say....
Whatever the fuck this is - I have zero idea how this devolved into what it is but im here for it lol
hugh dancy getting a blowjob god i think of this every day. hes always so fucking noisy in sex scenes i need to DIE i want him so bad im cumming everywhere. this is from “the path” btw for those of u that dont know. who else uses hugh dancy sex scenes to get themselves off !! i do !! 😝
I was really honored (and nervous lol ) to participate in this project alongside so many amazing artist! Bloody Will is my favorite Will, so I didn’t want to miss this fun, even though my schedule got suddenly so busy I was scared I couldn’t finish it. >_<
My month was March so I went with sakura trees and snow, mainly as a nod to s3. Something about display, debauchery and a dark feast. huehue
thinking about how [gn!reader] would react upon seeing will nakey for the first time
established relationship | briefly-described erection | fluff | tummy appreciation | southern will graham | canon divergence | well technically it's canon compliance bc will leaves dr lecter forever in the book after The Incident | snuggly wuggly will graham | gender-neutral reader
he finally strips to the skin, sliding off his boxers and kicking them in the corner of the bedroom. he steps towards you, his hard, leaking cock bobbing against his stomach. but that's not what's holding your gaze captive.
you slide off the bed and crawl towards him on your knees and put your hands on his hips. you gaze longingly up at him, and he gives you a nod of permission, expecting a blowjob. you do not deliver.
instead, you press your face into the soft, plush skin of his belly, nuzzling his little happy-trail and pressing your nose to the second smile his "psychiatrist" had gifted him with. you hum softly as you inhale the scent of his tummy, grinning against his skin.
he's silent for a moment, then he puts a gentle, grounding hand on the back of your head. "hey," he says gently, "look at me?"
you lift your head and meet his gaze, and he locks eyes with you for only a split second before he's looking away again. he's not very fond of eye-contact, as he'd said on your first date. you've been taking it incredibly slow, at a snail's pace as he said once over dinner, but he needs to go slow. and you need to learn to pace yourself.
he cups your jaw in his free hand and brushes the pad of his thumb over your lips. "hey."
a smile blooms over your lips and you close your eyes, sighing wistfully. "hey," you say back.
"i didn't know you had a thing for bellies."
you chuckle. "just yours."
he smirks and his eyes glitter fondly. "just mine," he repeats softly, then tangles his fingers into your hair. "you don't mind the souvenir?" he gestures at the scar over his abdomen. you smile and shake your head.
"it's a mark of surviving," you say, "you should wear it like a badge of honor."
he snorts. "yeah right. bastard who did it'd never let me live it down if i did."
you stay silent, hoping the memory of that fateful night in his "psychiatrist"'s kitchen would slip his mind for the time being. it did, eventually.
"thought you came down here for somethin' else," he drawls, his louisiana accent slipping out. his accent got stronger when he was sleepy, or drunk, or horny. he's horny right now---very horny.
you give his length a brief acknowledgement, then return your attention to his belly. "mmmm... so soft. so squishy." you squeeze the plush skin and hum your praise. "wanna use you as a pillow."
will laughs---openly, freely. it's music to your ears; seldom-heard and a real treat. he grins and tucks a curl behind his ear. "yeah? maybe when we're both spent and drifting off to post-coital sleep."
you giggle and kiss his belly, and that melts him. he sighs and cards a hand through your hair, leaving his erection forgotten for the time being. "mmm that's nice, darlin', please don't stop."
you'd do anything to hear him call you "darlin" for the rest of your life---you'd probably even kill for him, if he asked. but he'd left those violent urges behind with his colostomy bag in the hospital; he'd undergone an enormous transformation, both physically and mentally, during his healing and rehabilitation.
you kiss along the scar dr lecter's left on him and then down his tummy to his happy-trail, where you press your forehead against the plush skin. "so soft and warm..." you mumble, grinning against his inguinal region.
"oh darlin'..." he drawls, petting your nape and sending shivers down your spine, "you spoil me rotten."
"love spoiling you," you mumble, taking a little bite of his belly, "wanna spoil you forever and ever."
he groans at the feeling of teeth on him, then melts into it. "love you," he murmurs.
