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We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

buck gets labeled the reckless one on the job bc he does crazy shit when he’s angry or sad as a type of passive self-harm so we see the emotional risk in it. eddie doesn’t have to be sad to do all that he’s just a little nuts

knownqueerbaiter

buck taking a risk at work: ouaaghh im so sad im gonna go run into this fire really hard. Dont worry about it

eddie taking a risk at work: damn this is gonna be so fucking sick lol

#weewoo show

status-quo-hater

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

kira-serialfaggot

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

the-enchanted-little-star

timbitshockey

everyone get more nicer…. NOW

timbitshockey

i cant stand snarky vague posts or being a hater or rolling your eyes when people have fun or being mean in people’s inboxes or leaving nasty tags on posts or constant misery posting or trying to frantically claim moral superiority via the inherent purity of your blorbos vs other peoples blorbos or turning real life issues into trash talk or making meme posts out of real trauma or picking fights because you’re bored and unhappy or doomerism or acting like you’re smarter than everyone else or having your first instinct whenever anything happens be to make the most negative comment you possibly can. be NICE be NICERRRR have FUNNNNN

dogpuppy

animentality

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

indiecup--fordeactivation-deact

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

cassidy-peterson

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

turing-tested

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

#homestuck

cryptotheism

I need you to drink a bunch of coffee on and empty stomach and get really into the idea of gardening okay. I need you to love it. Spend hours scrolling pinterest looking at beautiful gardens. Keep scrolling. Internalize their shapes, ponder their -yeah keep drinking coffee. No it's important that you not eat for this- anyway, need you to conceptualize the idea of gardening as virtuous. Yeah. Yeah I made a breakfast sandwich, you don't need to worry about that right now. You want to garden now right? You want to buy a bunch of seeds and dirt and shit, maybe some cute overalls to wear while you garden? Perfect. Buy all that shit. Yeah- yeah right now. Buy all that shit on Amazon right now I'll wait.

Okay good. Now go outside and try to garden. I need you to become rapidly disillusioned with it. Like you just don't find it enjoyable at all. The sun is too hot, or it's too cold, It takes consistency you don't really have time for, you're hungry, you don't have time to shower and make it to work, you --yeah I know gardening is hard and it's hard to do it. That needs to be your main takeaway! A sense of a nonspecific wound-- oh shit sorry, yeah I'll cover my mouth when I cough where are the fucking napkins.

Like, there's tension between the image and the praxis right? Like you just don't fuck with it that much. Yeah the sandwich is fried spam, an egg, slice of pepper jack, some pickle remoulade. Yeah the Ukrainian bakery around the corner sells ciabatta fresh every day its- actually it's not important. I need you to feel really bad that you don't like gardening, and I need you to cope with this feeling by valorizing the idea of gardening even more. Like now you see yourself as an unworthy knight who failed to live up to the expectations of your pure and righteous lady. Yeah. The modern world is an evil place preventing you from self-actualization through gardening. Don't worry about how. It is, isn't it? Like that's true, right? Yeah --okay yeah more coffee-- just like, if anyone asks you why you don't garden very much, *that's* when you get intellectual about it. Practice coming up with reasons why it's hard to garden. That shouldn't be too difficult. The clothes you bought are really cute aren't they? You should like, wear them and take selfies in them. People will love it. They'll love you.

#bought exactly two cucumber plants and one zucchini plant this year because i know myself #if my house hadnt come pre-equipped with a raised bed my ass was not about to make one